Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I
reached for the last one they had, but so did another man.
As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be
another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was
born . . . a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was.
And thus the story of Fustivus ... . for the rest of us.
The airing of greivances to be followed by Feats of Strength.
And remember to purchase your official Frank Costanza Festivus Poles
reached for the last one they had, but so did another man.
As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be
another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was
born . . . a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must've been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was.
And thus the story of Fustivus ... . for the rest of us.
The airing of greivances to be followed by Feats of Strength.
And remember to purchase your official Frank Costanza Festivus Poles
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