Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
This is the corporate/'PC' way.....
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the northern winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
AND
A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition, of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures and without regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms:
a. The greeting is subject to clarification.
b. The greeting is subject to withdrawal.
c. The greeting is freely transferable with
no alteration to the original greeting.
d. The greeting implies no promise by the
wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes.
e. The greeting is void where prohibited
by law.
f. The greeting is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher.
g. The wishes are warranted to perform
as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a
period of one year, or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first.
h. The warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the wisher. "
Matt
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the northern winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
AND
A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition, of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures and without regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms:
a. The greeting is subject to clarification.
b. The greeting is subject to withdrawal.
c. The greeting is freely transferable with
no alteration to the original greeting.
d. The greeting implies no promise by the
wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes.
e. The greeting is void where prohibited
by law.
f. The greeting is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher.
g. The wishes are warranted to perform
as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a
period of one year, or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first.
h. The warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the wisher. "
Matt
That is the MOST P C holliday greeting I have ever seen. Sad that it will be like that soon. . every thing with a disclaimer even nice greetings. I like it
