Have You Ever Had To Hide?

[Doc Tinker]

Have you ever almost been caught doing something that you shouldn't and had to hide?



Doc

 

[Briar Hopper]

Behind a barn, in my cousin's modified Turbo TransAm, after outrunning the state trooper... . I wasn't driving, he was. That was when we were 17 & 18, respectively. Our own version of Smokey and the Bandit.

 

[illflem]

Yep. Throwing water balloons full of mud at a police car. Didn't figure the cop would make the turn up over a curb to chase us. Since there were five of us and we all went different directions he only caught one who remained tight lipped. I escaped by climbing a tree.

 

[DarrellB]

Which time?

It's reel hard for the local law inforcement to catch a bunch of guys on ATVs.



One got pretty close one night and we had to hide in a corn field for a few minutes.



It was funny as heck watching him drive up and down the road tying to figure out were we went.



Darrell

 

[moparguy]

Two times.

First was at Fort Polk during AIT. My buddy had somehow got his hands on a bottle of Wild Turkey and we didn't know anybetter than to finish it off one night while on overnight field maneuvers. Next morning we missed the ten mile march and knew we better stay low, so, all day we stayed in out shelter, no water, no food and to top it off, the Company Commander showed up to inspect our camp. We were two nervous 19 year olds. And it was one hot August day in Louisiana.



A very few years later at the local deserted stretch of country road we raced on, the State Police and Sheriff showed up. I had open headers and slicks on the Duster waiting for the lightweights to finish to see who I was gonna race. The law told every one to leave except the two guys that were lined up when they showed. Well, no way I could start the Duster, so my wife and I hit the woods. The Sheriff called a wrecker and left, that was our cue to sprint to the car and head home. I didn't drive in town for a few weeks after that.

 

[EMDDIESEL]

Did the "Flaming bag-0-DogPoo" trick on a neighboors front steps. I guess they heard us laughing so we had hide under a neighboors car. Close, but we made it. Lots of other incidents of similar stupidity.

 

[The patriot]

We got chased on dirt bikes almost daily. I came close to being caught a bunch of times, but I always got away. C'ept for one time.

One time it was 3 of us on my buddys dirtbike. The cop must have really hated dirtbikes, he kept ramming us into parked cars.

I was the last one on the bike, and I know it was badly overloaded, so I told my brother (middle passenger) that I'd see him later at home. I dont think he understood what I said because I bailed at about 40 mph. The cop was coming around a corner (we took a trail he couldnt fit into) and nearly ran me over.

All this took place in front of a softball game.

He drove me home, and tried to get my parents to get me to rat out who's bike I was on, but I didnt.

This was the only time I got caught, and I didnt get into any trouble for it.

Eric

 

[sdalton]

Doc: Have you ever had to hide?? The best place to hide a body??





Are you going on the lamb soon?? If so, just know that they can track you down over the internet.

What kinds of movies are you watching to trigger these thoughts??



I think you should think about the combination of using a chipper and the pig slop thing. Then shave your remaining hair on your head and face. Then move to San Francisco to become a mime.

 

[JohnMcIntyre]

Cue the Twilight Zone music......

Originally posted by sdalton

Doc: Have you ever had to hide?? The best place to hide a body??

Doc's thought processes are usually full of "non-sequiturs" - but just lately, the trend analysis is a mite too consistent... ... perhaps we should start a special poll to see if we can second guess what his next topic will be... ?





Post #500 (again)

 

[kiwi bird]

My buddy bought a laser from a surplus store and, after messing with it for a while to make it work, we were outside at night shining it about and he sees a cop car driving by so he lights the car up. The car comes to a brake locked halt, the doors come open and 2 cops are behind the doors with guns out and on the radio. It would be an understatement to say we we were terrified. We hid out under his house for a couple of hours while the cops drove around and a helicopter and it's nightsun lights looked for us.



Read in the paper next day that someone had taken a shot at a cop car in another part of the city so they must have been a bit jumpy.

 

[sdalton]

Kiwi, You are joking, arent you?? If not, your lucky they didnt shoot you. Not a smart thing to do.

 

[kiwi bird]

Nope, not joking, just young and VERY stupid.

 

[ISBPilot]

Have a question for moparguy

Was the stretch of deserted country road hwy 463 between Pitkin and Hineston, out by the tank range?



If so I live about a mile on down the hwy from there. We used to ride 4-wheelers all out in the range and gravel pits in that area.



Todd

 

[JR2]

Once in college I had probaby had a bit too much to drink and decided to drive home (stupid but Iam not going to lie). I pulled out on to a one way road going the wrong way and there was a cop about 1/2 mile down the road and his lights came on. As soon as I did it I knew what I had done so I took the next turn and then pulled into an apartment complex parked my truck and jumped the fence and took off. Cop came around the cornor and kept going. I walked home, which was what I should have done in the first place. .









I am not going to worry about Doc's post till he posts about the easiest way to make a body dissapear.

 

[MCummings]

TTT.



I haven't seen doc in a long time...



Merrick

 

[JSienkowski]

Yup, she forgot to mention her BOYFRIEND... personally I prefer salt marshes for the bodies.....

 

[Jumbo Jet]

From the Game Warden one night while out spot lighting rabbits. Laid down behind a bush and watched as he lit us up with his big spotlight. He never saw us and we were fortunate enough to have a lake between us. I figure his coffee was getting cold, so he eventually abandoned the search.

 

[MMeier]

Man, some of you guys are real troublemakers!!!!

 

[Ol'TrailDog]

Did the "Flaming bag-0-DogPoo" trick

I always wanted to do that. I can laugh myself silly just thinking about it. :-laf Guess, it doesnt' take much to amuse some folks,



On the way home from cub scouts had some high school boys chase us just because we hollered "Junk It" at them. Rolled under a car and they ran on by.



Camping in a closed campground on the coast of Oregon when the caretaker showed up. Hid but eventually got caught.



Turned myself into a game warden for popping a spike during cow season. I was with a bunch of cows in some timber and it's head was down. STUPID is as STUPID does. My best friend did his best to pursuade me we could get away with it.



Hid from God for too many years. Finally turned myself in. :-laf

 

[The patriot]

Uh huh

Hid from God for too many years. Finally turned myself in. :-laf

Aint that the truth... .