have you ever peed in your pants ?

[Whitmore]

I mean after you were pottie trained of course



I was selected to M C a fund raiser at a supper club for American Heart and after dinner I got the mike and told everyone if they thought the joke was funny to throw a doller on the dance floor but if they didnt think it was funny than they couldnt laugh. Within 2 hours there was a pile of money on the floor and a guy stood up threw a 20 down and was laughing and walking away ... ... ... ... ... ... He had peed in his panties... ... the whole crowd threw more money on that one ... ... ... . I raised 1700 and something and was the top $$$ raiser for the night , The supper club owner bought me and my lil woman dinner .

 

[TxDieselKid]

Nope, never, sorry!

So it was the guy walking away that wet himslef huh?... sure.



Andrew

 

[Steve M]

I got caught in a horrendous thunderstorm one time on my Harley. I was on the interstate and traffic was crawling, lightning everywhere and I had to go bad. How come you can drink only one beer and pee six? Then it dawned on me. I'm already soaking wet and cold. It's dangerous in heavy traffic on the interstate with a thunderstorm that doesn't seem to ever end, and if I were to crash or get hit, I surely didn't want to have a full bladder to burst if I took a hit in the gut. So I releaved myself. I don't think anyone noticed. When I got home I threw my clothes in the washer, took a shower and gave my Hog a bath under the carport. Not exactly plan A but no harm done.

I don't think I'd try that method in the truck though.

 

[TxDieselKid]

Originally posted by Steve M

I got caught in a horrendous thunderstorm one time on my Harley. I was on the interstate and traffic was crawling, lightning everywhere and I had to go bad. How come you can drink only one beer and pee six? Then it dawned on me. I'm already soaking wet and cold. It's dangerous in heavy traffic on the interstate with a thunderstorm that doesn't seem to ever end, and if I were to crash or get hit, I surely didn't want to have a full bladder to burst if I took a hit in the gut. So I releaved myself. I don't think anyone noticed. When I got home I threw my clothes in the washer, took a shower and gave my Hog a bath under the carport. Not exactly plan A but no harm done.

I don't think I'd try that method in the truck though.

LMFAO!!! :-laf :-laf You just HOPE no one noticed.



Andrew

 

[Whitmore]

LMAO

. When I got home I threw my clothes in the washer, took a shower and gave my Hog a bath

hever heard it called that :-laf :-laf :-laf LMMFAO

 

[illflem]

One summer day my buddy and I were on our way for a dip in the lake when we noticed the coin return in the toll gate to the boat launch overflowing with quarters, apparently the machine was full. We removed the change then set up post in the bushes to collect the returned change as each boat passed by. After a couple hours and over $100 in quarters the cops finally showed up, we ran, I peed, we got away into the woods. To this day I still wonder why they sent six cops to chase down two seven year old kids who were basically picking up money that was falling on the ground.

 

[lschultz]

Yes I did. When I was in the hospital after my wreck 3-18-98 I was in the bed and let it go. I didn't know I was not suppose to do that. Then a few weeks later when I was able to take a shower they had one of them fellows in there watching me so I did not fall down. I was doing alright till I had the urge to take a dump. So I did right in the shower. Was I not suppose to do that My brain was not functioning quite right. I have did some other things but they are on past posts.

 

[Archive]

actually, if I have to pee and realize I am not going to make it, I try to borrow someone else's pants, that way I don't pee my own



Oo. :--) Oo.









big jake

 

[Diesel Freak]

not in about 28 years.

 

[Koa Man]

Does peeing in your shorts while swimming in the ocean count?

 

[Champane Flight]

Come on...

I did it once in the service. I was a crewchief/doorgunner on an old Huey. Had been in the air for awhile and had to go, whooped it out, leaned as far out as possible without falling off the skid and went, of course all over myself, the ship, inside the ship, the pilots, and an irrate gunner. The next time I just went in my pants... ... . I learned to go in old beer bottles, oil sample bottles, and any other container handy.