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Basement carpet question

What coat for "fowl" weather?

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.



Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon).



Casto finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.



Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.



IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.



Any more?
 
You can import them, but in very, very small quantities..... When we got back from Iraq they were letting guys bring back a few here and there. No boxes or anything
 
Toyota to unveil their long awaited 3/4 and 1 ton full size diesel powered pickup trucks at the Prudhoe Bay Auto Show.



Chrysler Corporation owner/CEO Kyle Petty announces company to be raffled off to one lucky winner at the 2030 Mopar Nats.



Hawaii reeling after 9 straight months of below freezing weather.



Geffen Records announces new release date for Guns N' Roses album 'Chinese Democracy' as July 4, 2029.
 
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

85-year $75. 8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
 
Canada considers a fence to keep illegals from the United States of Mexico from crossing their border.
 
Fuel prices are at a six month low:



Regular 22. 50 a gallon

Mid grade 24. 00 a gallon

Super 28. 00 a gallon



Diesel 42. 50 a gallon
 
Ford Super Duty Trucks Out of Room for Embossing or Stamping Any More "Super Duty" Logos so Designers Actually Made Truck to Look Like the Words "Super Duty".



Ford Trucks Made Entirely Out of Chrome
 
After 4 failed attempts 'King Bill Richardson' former governor of New Mexico finally get the Democratic presidential nomination.
 
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.



Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.



Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17. 89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.



Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
 
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