Headlines From The Year 2029

[HOBrian]

Britney Spears seen shopping in Wal-Mart

After 22 years youd think she would finally put on some underwear

 

[TORQUE THIS]

International Space Station to host Eagles reunion concert.

 

[daveshoe]

President loncray renames Air Force One --Champane Flight

 

[catoiler]

President loncray renames Air Force One --Champane Flight

Now that their is funny!!:-laf

 

[dpuckett]

After 22 years youd think she would finally put on some underwear

Perhaps that's what she'd looking for?



-"Testing in schools banned for fear of hurtung children's self esteem. " (Oh wait, that's 2009, nevermind).



DP

 

[GAmes]

Last Army AH-64 and UH-60 land at Davis-Monthen boneyard. UH-1 is there to pick up the crews.

 

[klenger]

You should see the line of C5s at DM now.

 

[TSuter]

I've worked on some of those FREDs, it's sad to hear that line may be getting longer



Tom

 

[NPloysa]

Michael Jackson getting 100th plastic surgery in prison after child molestation charges finally stick!

 

[Gary - K7GLD]

US media finally discontinues headlining political opinions of Hollywood Celebrities like Streisand, Redford, O'donnell, Clooney and Baldwin, and will now use Ouija and dart boards instead, due to their better credibility...

 

[crobertson1]

50 Million Non-Residents Granted Citizenship

 

[Spooled-up]

Mt. Everest Auto Road closed again after pedestrian traffic becomes too heavy. Local O2 bottle supplier- "Business is booming!"



I've been watching too much Discovery Channel!

 

[crobertson1]

^^^Good one. ^^^



Trash Left On Mt Everest Adding To Height Of Mountain

 

[NPloysa]

Due To Schedule Conflicts, Nick Still Not Able To Ride Watkins With Craig



Someday, Craig, soon I hope, before the snow flies (again).

 

[IC Smoke]

todays youth no longer date, they just use myspace!

 

[KevinSmith]

O. J. tells truth from beyond the grave.

Fema sends Hurricane Katrina relief to New Orleans.

Grade School kid expelled for asking teacher "What is the Pledge of Allegiance?".

95% of Dodge trucks ever made with Cummins Diesels still drivable even though fuel hasnt been made for 10 yrs

 

[Gary - K7GLD]

Al Gore admits his Global Warming book was a hoax, as reported from his snow-bound Southern California ranch...

 

[Gary - K7GLD]

Alec Baldwin and Barbra Streisand publicly swear to leave the United States if GW Bush's twin daughters are elected as President and Vice President in the next election.