I like the snake idea better than a ferret or cat, but the snakes wouldn't like the subzero temps here.
And speaking of snakes sliding across boots, did I ever tell you guys about our trip out west a couple years ago. . ? I did post that funny story here on TDR when I got back, but I think it was in the Other or the Political forum.
Anyway, our first stop in Utah was at a rest area where me, my uncle, and my two teenage sons headed to the mens room. It was a disaster, with water running all across the floor from a broken toilet. But the desert there doesn't offer much in the way of alternate bushes to use, and there were lots of women around, so we all got in line behind the only 2 useable urinals. My uncle was at one while I was still behind someone at the other.
Waiting patiently in that manly silence that mens restrooms command, I looked down and happened to notice a small 12 to 14-inch or so rattlesnake sliding over the guy ahead of me's boots while he had matters in hand.
It paused and started to investigate inside his pants cuff. At this point, against commonly accepted male restroom protocol, I felt compelled to interrupt and inform the gentleman of situation. So I tapped him on his shoulder and was rewarded with a not unexpected indignant look as he whipped his head around.
I quickly told him "don't freak out, but there's a small rattlesnake on your boot about to crawl up your pant leg. "
He launched into a rapid-fire, and seemingly still indignant, response in spanish. Well, I just don't speak spanish. So I pointed.
Now folks, I have had to really, really go before, too, and thought I had seen some high pressure streams in my life, but that dude probably set a new world record for spray height, distance, and loss of control as he leaped backwards screaming in spanish and, slipping on the wet floor, landed on his back. The rest of us were just as quickly leaping out the way of his more-dangerous one-eyed-trouser-snake stream.
OMG, it was a gut-buster! I have never heard so much spanish come out of anyone's mouth so fast in my life! He was pretty excited. My kid speaks spanish and later translated a bit of it for me. The automatic editors here precludes most of it. :-laf
It would undoubtedly be worth $10,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos, but there would be some difficulty in explaining why anyone had a video camera running in a mens room, so I suppose it is just as well mine was left in the camper.