Help me win an argument with my wife...

[TFucili]

Being bull-headed,

I would disregard all of the surrender advice which was correctly given, and go to the Ford store and buy a glow plug, which I would silently leave somewhere to be found by the "boss".

 

[GFritsch]

She thinks that fords use something different than glow plugs in their engines. Is this the case or do they still use glow plugs? I can't get her to bow down to my extensive knowledge of diesel trucks :-laf



Try as I might, I can't get her to address me as "His Majesty" either.

Here is a place that can help you after you have won the argument.

 

[klenger]

"Does this make me look fat?"

 

[Devan Manis]

"Does this make me look fat?"

After 36 years of marriage, the only correct response is "Yes, dear. "

Im not married but... well you make the connection.





couldn't leave that one undone.

 

[Rotty]

If your smart, you learn the phase immediatly after the ring goes on, the ball and chain are attached, and lets see here what else oh, i remember, the nice warm bed on cold nights... .

"Yes, dear. " or "yes, honey"

 

[WDaniels]

"Does this make me look fat?"

"Do I look stupid?" :-laf

WD

 

[hammersley]

Make a bet with her......Tell her that if she's right you'll

not request any sex for a long long time ----at least 24 hours! If she's wrong - then she has to - well make your glow plug really GLOW!

 

[Ol'TrailDog]

Help me win an argument with my wife

Congratulations to the newly weds. :-laf

 

[Nyoest]

Why is it everyone that has replied to this thread has the same opinion? Not that mine is different... .....

 

[Ol'TrailDog]

Because it's just one of those axioms of life... . that most of have to test and see if it's for real or not. :-laf



Another one being the (blank) you get for the (blank) you got. Often in reference to the X. :{

 

[SHobbs]

What does the winner get? What does the loser have to do? Arguing with a woman is like talking to a tree, just a blank stare and reminds me of the saying "the porch light is on and noone is home".

 

[Gary - K7GLD]

... On "winning arguments" with wives:



A bricklayer at a construction job routinely complained about the contents of his lunch box. "I'm sick and tired of getting the same old thing - tonight I'm putting my wife straight"



The next day the men could hardly wait until lunch time to hear what happened.



"You bet I told her off " the bricklayer boasted. "I said, No more of the same old stuff - be creative!" We had one hell of an argument, but I got my point across.



He had indeed. In front of an admiring audience, he opened his lunch box to find that his wife had packed a coconut and a hammer!!!!!



:-laf :-laf

 

[AKAMAC]

If you want to save the day, tell her;

" Honey you're right. They are not glow plugs! They are cold start injection event combustion chamber heaters. "

You win on all sides.

 

[DieselTweaker]

what's your address ill send you a couple glow plugs out of a 7. 3

 

[mberry]

I can't believe I'm hearing this from this group! What have we come to as men when we relent when we are right just to sleep in a warm bed? Come on now, be MEN! Stand up for yourselves. Don't be doormats. I'm not saying be a jerk or anything but sheesh! I finally see why America is a bunch of pussified weenies now cowtowing to the rest of the world instead of leading it. Why we let the minority make the rules for the majority and why we don't just finish the damn war we DID NOT start.



For the record, yes I am married. Yes I am as nice to my wife as anyone can be. No I will not cow down to her and I can go much longer without sex than she can. There are millions of fish in the sea and if she wants to be an overbearing B*&CH, she can find someone else. She also knows I do not NEED her for anything. I can cook, clean, and do my own laundry and shopping. We keep each other around because we want to.



This thread is a testosterone vacuum. Please do not give in to her. If nothing else, she may respect you a little more for standing up for yourself.

 

[RustyJC]

I think you may be taking something far too seriously that a lot of us were kidding about.



Rusty

 

[WDaniels]

Me thinks we touched a nerve in bmerry. Sorry bmerry but RustyJC is right.

WD

 

[Ol'TrailDog]

Yeh m, what Rusty and WC said is right on.



























































I know cuz I just asked the wife :-laf

 

[nps]

"Happy wife - happy life. "



Another classic:



"If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. "



24 years and counting.

 

[mberry]

Maybe I was venting a little bit, but my point is valid nonetheless. I won't trade my own happiness for someone else's forever.





I still need a vacation.