Hemoriods,how did you get

[Doc Tinker]

APRICOTs - Give them a try!



Doc

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Originally posted by illflem

Sliding nude down the banister several times a day keeps mine in check. If the banister starts getting too smooth rough it up with a waffle head hammer.

Oh maah Gawd :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[LSMITH]

Originally posted by illflem

Sliding nude down the banister several times a day keeps mine in check. If the banister starts getting too smooth rough it up with a waffle head hammer.



What I've heard that works well is if you have a mountain bike you can remove the seat and drag your butt on the knobby tire instead of using the brakes.

New title holder!!! OMG, I about peed my britches!!:-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[Whitmore]

Roids are a bad thing, what I do is just before I step into the shower I crouch down as low as I can get and I put the heal of my foot on them and then put my whole body weight on that foot then stand up as fast as I can, this proceedure usually gets all the roids in about 3 tries, the worst part is cleaning up the mess.



Kevin

 

[Doc Tinker]

Apricots - dried ones - lots of them

 

[illflem]

All kidding aside thank God I don't have roids and Doc is right. Here's some good info http://www.hemorrhoids-symptoms-treatments.com/hemorrhoids-causes.htm

 

[GeneralMachine]

Hemriods

Lot's Of butter beans, and a fresh bic torchem from the inside out. :-laf :-laf :-laf .



Realy get fixed it's worthwhile. Harv

 

[Bill Lins]

How did I get rid of 'em?

They moved out after they graduated high school.



(Actually, Preparation "H" worked for me!)

 

[Jeff H]

A Sven wheres da wire brush. Oo.

 

[ronco]

When I read the line "waffle head hammer", I almost developed 'roids from the laughter! That alone was worth the price of admission here! I will have a good day now. Thanks.



ronco

 

[lschultz]

illflem thats very good reading. I think you are moving in to Doc's shoes. He has not been to active lately with his knowledge So I will take his title of being the resident TDR Doctor away from him:{ and give it to you. I think I will have to print the info on that site off and make me a book and share it with the guys I work with and my friends.

 

[JSmith]

Some of you guys are getting to be a PITA:-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[rdrose]

labor and delivery

i was 18 years old i went and join the navy and became a corpsman. now you must understand that i had joined to be a combat medic, and i was a hunter and drag racer went to truck and tractor pulls pretty much and thing to do with motor sports. now i find my self at my first duty station cherry point,NC and my first job in the navy was labor and delivery,this was at most the biggest shock of my life now out of the 500 or so births and c-section that i was involved in the few things that really stand in my mind is the lady that had a 14lb baby and said that wasn't too bad she was 6'4 270lbs and not overweight"NFL linebacker comes to mind" and then there was the lady that had about 100 hemoroids come out while pushing her baby out. i thought that i was going to pass out it was like a little mountain range came to the surface at once. that was bad very bad i hope you can picture this and have nightmares like my self if i only had a picture i could disturb a lot of people. enjoy and don't push tooo hard

 

[muddyboots]

Why did you guys start this thread? It's something I try not to think about.



Back in '86 a doctor told me I had a pip and asked me what my activities were. I told him I ride a motorcycle and probably got them that way. He then asked me if I read while sitting on the pot. I said that I did, and he said that's where I got them. His advice: "Sit, [verb that rhymes with 'sit'], wipe, stand up. "



Then he showed me a photo showing the surgery required to fix them. I told him he wasn't going to do that to me. I've relied on Prep H ever since. Works great but they flare up about every six months. In fact... .

 

[JSmith]

Thanks for all the advice guys.

Doc, I bought 10 bags of dried apricots.



Today I go and see the doc again:--)















This has been going on for two weeks

 

[Doc Tinker]

Eat prunes



Doc

 

[JSmith]

Doc

I tried the apricots. Next I will try prunes but not tooooo

many. I know what prunes will make you do. do.

 

[E7mack96]

what are 'roids???

sorry to say I have no Idea what they are, and from what you all are saying, I do not wanna have them.

 

[Bill Lins]

Re: what are 'roids???

Originally posted by E7mack96

sorry to say I have no Idea what they are

They're like Yankees who come to Texas- the good ones come down but then go back up, the bad ones come down & stay!

 

[GeneralMachine]

Re: Re: what are 'roids???

Originally posted by Bill Lins

They're like Yankees who come to Texas- the good ones come down but then go back up, the bad ones come down & stay!

:-laf :-laf :-laf