Hemoriods,how did you get

[rdrose]

toolman

nope just short for r is short for robert i do love this thread

 

[Doc Tinker]

Gene, you're supposed to be using the apricot pits. But in your case, maybe whole coconuts would be better.



Doc

 

[Scot]

Re: Hemoriods

Originally posted by PWellwood

WEll J. Smith I heard that if you get you one of those old kirby vacs and put the hose in your mouth, turn that sucker on, it will suck everything back in place. Other then that ask Blakemore:{

Just make sure where you put the vacuum cleaner.



True story: We do an open house the first Saturday in October at the fire department. In the mid 90's during open house, the speakers blared something like this:



Engine xx medic xx respond to the Lone Star Inn (address) (room) for a man with his penis caught in a vacuum cleaner. It is bleeding profusely.

Engine xx responding

medic xx responding

dispatcher repeats above description.



There were several hundred people in attendance at this time. You could have heard a pin drop...



Turns out there is some sort of thrill that you get from the vibration of the beater brush. One just needs to know how "gifted" they are.



Kiddies, don't try this at home!