Horse Joke

[JPope]

If this should be in the Political Forum please move, but:



A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY, and ordered a beer just as former

President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up

at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever

seen. " A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him,

and decked him.

A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary Clinton

appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," the man said.

This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked

over to him and knocked him flat.

Pulling himself back up to the bar the man mumbles softly... ... ... "Sweet

Jesus..... this must be the heart of Clinton country!"

.

"Nope... " the bartender replies, "It's horse country. "

 

[mcoleman]

:-laf I'd get upset myself if someone disrespected one of my horses or mules that bad.

 

[B.G. Smith]

Kinda like the guy who said he was out on parol. Said he had killed a guy in the community that everyone hated and thrown his body in the river, they charged him with pollution. b

 

[klenger]

This is sort of like the story where Hillary is asking for donations for her campain or she will pour gas all over herself and light it. When someone asked the cops how mcuh they had colledcted, he replied, 3 gallons.