How about a TP thread?

[nickleinonen]

over the top it needs to be rolled... 2x quilted is nice, but if you need to go in the bush somewhere, that blue scotts shop towels work real nice [and are soft too]...



now in public toilets... if no arse gasket is provided, do you...

make your own gasket with the TP?

or hover above the seat??

or make skin to seat contact???

 

[Ol'TrailDog]

Since I work out in the hills it is not uncommon to have to "make do". I can certainly make plant recommendations.

Cow Parsnip and Thimbleberry are sought out favorites.

Wooly mullen and wild raspberry will do, in a pinch, so to speak.

Avoid slick and shiny leaves, e. g. Twisted Stalk or False Solomon's Seal

A bunch of aspen leaves when little else is available.

A snowball can be outstanding, but brrrrrrrr. :-laf



Back in the civilized world. Over the top for the direction and definately a folder - three squares or four if, shall we say, yuckeee!. Howabout the campground TP racks that squish the roll so that you have to unwind it around and around.

 

[EMD Diesel Power]

TP..... good for decorating and wrapping trees.



I TP'd my grandparents front yard and trees once with my friends..... funny part? My cousin got blamed for it. She wasnt too happy. I kept the mouth shut... til now. :-laf :-laf :-laf Figure 8 years is long enough.



Otherwise its Charmin kind or something like that. And if in a pinch, well then ya figure something out fast.

 

[AKAMAC]

OTD is so on, on this one. Just be selective with the wild raspberry!



Over the top, except for cat owners. Unless you like the TP predispensed.



Folded for security purposes.....



This thread is so wrong, but I'm laughing anyways.

 

[jtisdale]

Since I work out in the hills it is not uncommon to have to "make do". I can certainly make plant recommendations.

Cow Parsnip and Thimbleberry are sought out favorites.

Wooly mullen and wild raspberry will do, in a pinch, so to speak.

Avoid slick and shiny leaves, e. g. Twisted Stalk or False Solomon's Seal

A bunch of aspen leaves when little else is available.

A snowball can be outstanding, but brrrrrrrr. :-laf

Or, you can use a sock, a ripped off sleeve, or even a glove! :-laf

 

[PLaFrombois]

Or, you can use a sock, a ripped off sleeve, or even a glove! :-laf

Jim, is this from personal experience?





"Flee from leaves of three" Learned that from my grandpa when I visited the farm. Always had to check when out bowhunting for the day.

 

[SRadke]

Shoud we make list of plants not to use? I've walked enough miles through corn fields to know that wouldn't be the leaf of choice :-laf



-Scott

 

[nickleinonen]

Ever seen a roll half gone that's still spooling from the bottom? You know what that means? That means one person used half a roll! It must be true. If there was more than one person then one of them would have turned it over, over the top is the right way, it's common knowlege. There should never be a near empty roll spooling from the bottom, no if's, and's, or but's about it!



Gosh, why'd you guys have to get me all riled up like that... . where's my geritol... .



-Scott

well, i was on the can a little earlier this morning, and noticed the paper being under rolled... then i got to thinking...



if you were at a guests home and noticed the paper that way, would you change the paper around to be in the correct dispensing position? i know at some friends homes, i change it around, and later that same visit i go by the toilet, and the paper has been changed around again???



strange the things you think about when you are up at this time of the morning... need to go to bed and sleep on this thought :-laf

 

[DHorton]

nick, the sadistic booger that reversed it on you needs to be hunted down and turned in as a terrorist. No one should have to extrude TP from the bottom. Waterfall is the only acceptable means. To go against that is just plain un-American.



SECOND SUBJECT:

Who has their anger level reach through the roof when you go to the pot sit down and there is no freaking TP on the roll????? YET there is some on the back of the tank or under the sink!!! :-{} I have threatened to boycott my own home, due to the 3 little ladies I live with forgetting how to reload the xerox machine.

 

[Jumbo Jet]

TP?? Who needs any ole stinking TP?



Remember the 'colored' toilet paper dilemma. "Colored' toilet paper caused cancer!!



Everyone know the proper method to wipe with just one square??



Being from Arkansas, we use corn cobs. Red and white ones. Wipe with a red one first, then a white one to see if you need to use another red one.



When I was a kid, it was last years Sears Roebuck catalog in the outhouse. I always tried to get the index pages. I hated wiping with the 'slick' pages!!

 

[Byershome]

"Since I work out in the hills it is not uncommon to have to "make do". I can certainly make plant recommendations. "



Leaves off a palmetto bush... ... ..... it works but not pleasant. In south Florida it's that or pine needles :-laf

 

[JPope]

Always care some TP in my saddle bags when trail riding!!! Some of the plants local plants we encounter when on the trail can endear themselves to you in ways that have carryover, shall we say

 

[bmoeller]

Some of the plants local plants we encounter when on the trail can endear themselves to you in ways that have carryover, shall we say

Thistles, cockleburrs or wild cucumber come to mind. :--) :-laf :-laf



Of course if someone were in AZ, then it would be cactus. :-laf

 

[JPope]

A local favorite, itchweed !!!!!!!



Even drives some horses nuts!! then for the rider :{

 

[HOBrian]

JHByers Pine needles



I have my flame suit on... just wondering if say someone (not me ) has the TP so that it rolls out from the bottom, why is that BAD. I think, (cough) I mean the person thinks it looks better that way.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Actual website!





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Edited by Robin

TDR Admin

06/10/05



Great, funny photo, but does not meet profanity guidelines.

 

[nickleinonen]

nah, for the really sticky stuff, you need this...



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being 100g though, it might be a little rough :-laf

 

[bmoeller]

For those you hate-

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[HOBrian]

:--) :--) :--) :--)

 

[nickleinonen]

:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf



can i actually buy something like that...



i know a friend who's outhouse could use a roll like that