How do you clean a bar of soap?

[Whitmore]

My wife showers every morning and I shower every night before bed and every time I get ahold of the soap there is alot of short kinky hairs stuck to the soap and I think I know where they are coming from guessing as to what or where she washes last then the soap sits there waiting for me to wash the first thing I usually go for which is my face I have noticed a rapid hair growth to my mustache though but the new promoted hair growth is so kinky that they keep getting in my nostrails and tickeling me, I also noticed that she washes her face with a special womans face soap so my chances of getting her back are low.

Any of you have this quandry at your house



Cheers, Kevin

 

[lschultz]

Your sick,sick,sick

Thats a very good question. I'm gonna have to sleep on that one too tonight and I will respond with a answer tomorrow.

 

[Forrest]

Thinking about this Oo. i'm trying to see the downside.

 

[MMeier]

A bag of those Schick disposable razors could come in handy at times like this!!:-{} :-laf

 

[lschultz]

Well I slept on this but I'm gonna keep my mouth shut and not answer that question. Whit does your wife ever look at the TDR(especially the Other section)I'm just curious?

 

[DaveN]

buy her a gift certificate for one of those beauty shops that does wax treatments, problem should go away... ... assuming she cashes it in.

 

[Doc Tinker]

Brush your teeth with that soap bar



Doc

 

[BIGDIG]

And to think my BARN CHICK post was removed

Maybe you should use HIS-n-HERS soaps

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Put some #2 in her shampoo bottle

 

[BIGDIG]

:-laf Thats gonna be kinda messy trying to squeeze that into a bottle. :-laf

 

[Doc Tinker]

LMOA

 

[TORQUE THIS]

OK, then replace her shampoo w/ nair hair remover :-laf

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Go to a barber shop, get some hair off the floor... take it home, go out in the garage and epoxy the hair to a bar of soap... slip it into the shower during the night and wait to hear her scream when she opens the shower curtain

 

[TPCDrafting]

Start with showering together, it's more fun.

Then look into his and hers soap. Get some that smells like #2 that way she'll stay clear of your soap.

"The local wax shop" in Shoshoni is the funniest thing I've read today.

 

[SOOT]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Whitmore]

Kinda related... ... ... how do a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub differ?



One has hope in her soul!!!



Cheers, Kevin

 

[MUDDY]

Originally posted by Whitmore

Kinda related... ... ... how do a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub differ?



One has hope in her soul!!!



Cheers, Kevin

roflmwao

 

[Camara]

And you're complaining she keeps it clean for you? We have his and hers. She compains mine's too rough. :--)

 

[Whitmore]

OH MAN I figgered it out, I washed the German Shepard with her soap and it was covered with thick black long hairs, she now has a soap for me and a different one for her , course now the dog has his soap too cuz we aint touchin it



Cheers, Kevin

 

[lschultz]

It took you this l-o-n-g to figured it out?