How do you clean up after pooch at the campground?

[Lhotka]

Doesn't someone make a 12 volt vacuum cleaner? Might be a little messy to empty.

 

[John Berger]

When my son was working at McDonald's, and it was his turn to clean the bathroom, he discovered somebody had left a good-sized, heavily-textured log on the floor

I have never quite heard or read of I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER being described so eloquently and artistically All I can say is D@MN!!!

 

[Dkevdog]

Doc- I sure hope you didn't return that wooden spoon to the trailer!!!!!!!!!!!!



I think Doc has some issues he needs to deal with... ... ..... LOL.



Regular grocery bags do the trick- never had a problem, but then again I don't try and carry them in my pocket either.



Kev

 

[Champane Flight]

Beat this

This is for 1/4 horse. I think I have your vet story beat.

I worked for a dairy farm as a young man,with three brothers.

These guys were always playing pranks on each other. So when the oldest brother is checking cow for fertility,with arm in rear and long glass tube in the other hole(attached to his lips for extracting juices for testing). The youngist brother sneaks up and hits him in the rear with a hot shot!This causes oldest brother to INHALE and then to pull arm out very quickly!Needless to say there was one younger brother who was running for his life!!!!!!

 

[Doc Tinker]

LMAO - I hope our vet buddies aren't reading this. They might refuse to work for anyone who has a CTD for fear that they've read these stories and get a wild hair someday.



Doc

 

[jwdeeming]

Doc,



In your other thread, you asked for help interviewing with a prospective boss for a job. So stunned am I at your creativity after reading this thread, I don't think you need help.



I think you absolutely have MANAGEMENT written all over you. In fact, you've inspired me to go ask my manager if he's keeping all his talent in a plastic baggie... .



You are too much!

JimD