How do you know when your old?

[LarryB]

When your semi-anual erection turns into a anual semi-erection!

 

[Whitmore]

Good one Larry

I am glad to hear I'm not old yet

 

[Doc Tinker]

What your chest hangs down to your knees.



Doc

 

[Okie-Go]

Or when it takes you all night long to do what you used to do all night long. A man told me that was when you could tell for sure. I think he was 73 when he told me this.

 

[Cummins4Life]

Well thanks to my dad I can answer this: Its when you wear 2 knee braces on each knee, otherwise you can't walk.

 

[RustyJC]

You Know You're Old When....

everything that works, hurts - and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work!



Rusty

 

[LarryB]

I've also heard that when you get real old, you know it's going to be a good day if you wake up!

 

[illflem]

I knew I was getting old when I started calling everyone under 30 a kid.

 

[Straight6Jeff]

When you fall down, you think how much it will hurt when you get up. Or when you are in the process of falling down you try to break you fall. Watch a kid, they will go face down and not even try to stop themselves.



I had a "kid" call me Pops last week. I'm only 31 d@*n-it.

 

[merryman]

An OLD friend told me she knew she was old because most of the people she knew were dead.



Vaughn

 

[HEYBOSS]

Originally posted by VeeTenJeff

When you fall down, you think how much it will hurt when you get up. Or when you are in the process of falling down you try to break you fall. Watch a kid, they will go face down and not even try to stop themselves.



I had a "kid" call me Pops last week. I'm only 31 d@*n-it.

By any chance do I know that kid? Does his name start with S?

 

[danandamy]

Hmmm, I knew I was starting to get old when I'd be checking out a girl and then she called me "Sir"



Or worse, girl comes in a couple of times, I'm thinkin' "Dang she fine" then she comes in with someguy I figure is her boyfriend or husband and she says, "This is my dad" Crap, he ain't much older than me



olddan



A guy told me once, "Don't ever get old. " I told him, "Well,I thought about it and considering the other options, I think I'll go with it. "

 

[Joe G.]

Waddayamean old?? NOT ME! ... . Oh by the way, did any of you guys see my pills? There were right here handy just a while ago.

 

[rmrc]

You also know you're getting old when a real pretty girl walks by, all of your friends notice,,,, and you don't!

 

[CGoyette]

my own top ten I just thought of

When getting up before dawn to go duck hunting no longer is worth it



When you pull out a gun from your safe and it has rust on it and you don’t care



When Sunday paper and a cup of coffee on the porch before 0630 turns into 0930 coffee on the recliner



When a Childs laughs and questions of why are moments of pain and not pleasure



When your wife wants to sleep on the couch because your farts are no longer tolerable.



When a bottle of makers mark is traded for a bottle of milk of magnesia.



When your dog won’t lick your face cause your breath could peel paint



When you children’s children drive you to a Doctors appointment



When cleaning your teeth can be done by hand literally



When you look like Doc Tinker

 

[Champane Flight]

When?

When you have more hair on your ears and in your nose than on your head. I used to look like a Greek God,now I look like a God-@#!$&* Greek!Going to the dentist today,thinking its about time to say goodbye to MY teeth.

 

[The Sequel]

When the music you listened to as a teenager is advertised as "The Classics" on television for only $19. 95 plus S&H.





Or, like happened to a guy I work with. He was at a music store with his son when he saw a couple of good looking girls. They kept looking at him and he was feeling pretty good. Until they came up and told him they were looking for a CD for theirdad and they wanted to know what he would recommend since he probably knew more about that era

 

[georgej]

LOL I'm still laughing at all the good ones! Ya it hurts to move



sometimes, like gettin out of bed, but I feel like a kid again when



fire up the Cummins. I bet a lot of old farts like know what I'm



saying!!



George

 

[bigkid59]

Well, my handle, BIG KID, is one I got years ago in my wilder young days. Like I used to tell my friends:



I MAY GET OLD BUT I REFUSE TO GROW UP!!!

 

[paccool]

Hey Joe, is it the sight or the memory or both???



It's the last one for me