How do you know when your old?

[Joe G.]

I have a very good memory. It's just a little short.

 

[LarryB]

LOL



I can see great too, just not very far!

 

[paccool]

The wife has also been telling me it's time for hearing aids! (At least I THINK that was what she was saying about not doing something very good anymore)

 

[DRR-24V]

Don't Wake Up Dead !

Any morning you don't wake up Dead, is a good morning.

 

[JIM S.]

you know your getting old when: you get down on your knees for somthing and you look around for other things to do while your there! ... ... ... . Im only 28. . but I identify with this already! JIM

 

[SlyBones]

Hey, watch it, I resemble those remark(s).

 

[Steve M]

I'm confused, my wife is as old as my dad's girlfriend. Does that mean there's hope for me too!

 

[Tim1]

You know your getting old when you add an electric start system to the old panhead!!! I didn't have to, mines a 65. Tim

 

[maint.man]

You know you're too old when : It's too loud !

I had a guy tell me one time that he can remember when , if given the choice between sex and sleep , he took sex. But now he says he'll take sleep , and just hope to have a dream about sex.

 

[Whitmore]

you know your getting old when sex is like shooting pool with a rope HELLO VIAGRA



my wife gives me a ginkoba and a viagra every morning and now I just think I'm having fun

 

[Whitmore]

My wife says you know your getting old when your wet dreams go dry and your farts get wet I,gonna quit touchin her bum