Here's my original contribution for #99. When driving with the kids, do you get tired of hearing (or singing) about all those bottles of beer? Well, here's an alternate:
99 Dodges with Cummins in Them
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99 Dodges with Cummins in them
99 one ton trucks
You take one out and race it about
98 Dodges with Cummins in them
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