How Many Years Will A Toilet Last?

[Bill Lins]

After much thought, and consultations with RALPH & EARL, I've concluded that a toilet is like a Cummins- its life expectancy is inversely proportional to the amount of BOMBing done to it!

 

[Whitmore]

History of the toilet

Just think of years ago and all duties were done outside in the dark and in the cold, what was the reasoning??? because it stinks and who in their right mind would want to bring this duty to the indoors??? Well some idiot decided it was to cold and to dark for him so he gets this lame brain idea to bring it indoors , I bet people thought he was one curripted feller, stupid and crazy, I bet they all laughed like crazy because this idiot put the crapper inside wow, and then some people got lazy, ya it would be nice not to have to put the robe on get the flashlite go out in the cold and not only that but why am I saving this crap anyway?

Mine usually only last until the hole under it gets full, then I move it. In the winter the droppings freeze into a spire about 5 inches in diameter and six feet tall. I have to beat it back down with a stick then before it comes out the top.

So then guess what yep another idiot puts the crapper inside , the word travels and others start thinking of how lazy they can become too . It will be worth putting up with the stink, we can put the crapper inside. Now we can all admit that we are lazy and crap in the house. Some old timers would roll over in their grave if they knew we did such a thing

 

[maint.man]

An interesting fact , is that all toilets are dated . The date that it was manufactured is always in the tank .

But has anyone ever recieved a recall ?

 

[mimprevento]

Toilet life span

This of course depends upon the amount of Mexican food the owner of the subject toilet consumes and if the toilet has a e-brake installed or is BOMBed- BOMBing generally shortens the life span of toilets as well as the lives of unfortunates who are nearby and are not wearing proper hazmat gear- keep the toilet stock and try salads

 

[Jumbo Jet]

Brand name??



What the heck you folks talking about.



100,000+ Flushes? What's a 'mercy' flush?



Mine's made of some pine, oak, and sweetgum boards. The dogs and hogs keep it cleaned out real good when the hardware cloth get's torn loose. It ain't never stopped up, overrun, or refused to work. Been tipped over a time or two - but I warn't in it.



The number two toilet burned down back when I was a kid and my dad asked me to burn the weeds out of the garden spot. Warn't nobody in it then either.



I'm sure glad Sears and Monkey Ward quit sending out those catalogs. Everybody would use those yellow pages and leave me the slick glossy ones. Had a roll of Charmin once, but went back to that Sam's club John Wayne toilet paper - ruff and tuff and won't take I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER off nobody!

 

[Doc Tinker]

When was the last time you changed your toilet oil?

 

[Doc Tinker]

In a moment of desperation, I went to use an outdoor privy on my grandfather's farm. When I opened the door I was shocked to see that it was piled high, over the seat. I almost crapped my pants running for the house.



Doc

 

[HEYBOSS]

Originally posted by Doc Tinker

When was the last time you changed your toilet oil?

If you do you better use synthetic and some friction modifier

 

[CPH]

Toilet

There is nothing in this world like the bond between a man and his toilet! They deserve all the praise we can heap upon them. They are allways faithfull. They await us day in and day out without reservation. They take everything we throw at, in and on them with nary a wimper! I love my toilet! I could have my eyes removed and still know my toilet from another!



CPH