I know this sounds dumber than a bag of hammers but this is what I've done...
First, I invested $12. 00 at my local Walmart and bought a "full length" mirror (68" tall x 16" wide) and installed it on my garage wall in line with my driver's side window. I hung two tennis balls from the ceiling, one is positioned so that it just touches my windshield when the truck is parked with the proper clearance from the garage's back wall (just enough room so that I can turn sideways and squeeze by my winch). The second tennis ball is tied off with a slip knot and positioned over my cab clearance lights. I regularly change my tires when I go racing, and I also experiment with different air pressures in the tires. It's a simple matter to pull in, glance in the mirror, and check out my height relative to the fixed height of the tennis ball. I always know the exact height (give or take a 1/4") of my truck, and if the advertised height of the bar in a parking lot is even close, I don't risk it. What's the point... ?
It's a simple matter to carry a steel tape measure, too. Once you've established the height of your truck, simply jump out and measure the height of the cross bar if there's any doubt in your mind about clearing it. It'd be way more fun to point out that the bar's height is mismarked BEFORE you enter the lot, than it would be, afterwards, when you're sporting a busted marker light, or a nice scrape the full length of your cab roof.
If you have no place else to park (in an emergency) it's very easy to lower your truck an inch or so by simply letting some air out of the tires. I carry a portable air compressor (this is a $40. 00 item at Walmart) which plugs into the cigarette lighter. If you need to, in a pinch, you can repressurize your tires to their former psi in about 5 mins. No big deal. Everyone should have one of these little gems stowed on-board, in addition to the other obvious "musts," like a tire gauge, jumper cables, and fire extinguisher.
Finally, I don't mean to seem unsympathetic, but anyone who takes the word of a parking attendant (when the safety and wellbeing of his Ram is at stake) places a LOT MORE FAITH in a stranger's competence than I ever would.
Remember, when this guy finishes his stint parking cars, his next career move will be memorizing the phrase, "Do you want fries with that order, sir. . ?"
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97 2500 4x4, club cab, auto, 3. 54 limited slip, JRE 4" exhaust, Dr. Performance Fuel system (370 HP), "Twister Turbo," Geno's guages -- Boost, EGT, transmission & Rear -- MAG Hytec covers, SunCoast Converter/Transgo shift kit, Brite Box, tons o'chrome under hood, Prime Loc, EZ Drain, Seat covers, wood dash, Rancho Suspension, Warn M12000 Winch on Warn Brush Guard, Warn driving and fog lights, Hella twin back up lights, 285/75/R16 B. F. G. ATs on Mickey Thompson "Classic" rims; Linex bed liner, BD exhaust brake.
[This message has been edited by Sasquatch (edited 10-09-2000). ]
[This message has been edited by Sasquatch (edited 10-09-2000). ]