How To Impress A Woman:

[JES]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:



* Wine her,

* Dine her,

* Call her,

* Support her,

* Hold her,

* Surprise her,

* Compliment her,

* Smile at her,

* Listen to her,

* Laugh with her,

* Cry with her,

* Romance her,

* Encourage her,

* Believe in her,

* Pray with her,

* Pray for her,

* Cuddle with her,

* Shop with her,

* Give her jewelry,

* Buy her flowers,

* Hold her hand,

* Write love letters to her,

* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.



HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:



· Show up naked...

· Bring food...

· Don't block the TV...

. BOMB the injectors and Turbo on his CTD...

(during Monday night football)









Oo.

 

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Originally posted by JES





HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:



· Show up naked...

· Bring food...

· Don't block the TV...

. BOMB the injectors and Turbo on his CTD...

(during Monday night football)









Oo.

would love too find a make & model

that does that & gets beer too Oo.