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mwilson
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>>
>> Love this Japanese Doctor!
>>
>> Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.
>> Is this true?
>> A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on
>> exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not
>> make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by
>> driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
>>
>> Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
>> A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled
>> wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even
>> more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too.
>> Bottom up!
>>
>> Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
>> A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.
>> If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
>>
>> Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
>> exercise program?
>> A: Can't think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain... good!
>>
>> Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
>> A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting
>> more vegetable be bad?
>>
>> Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around
>> the middle?
>> A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should
>> only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
>>
>> Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
>> A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It
>> best feel-good food around!
>>
>> Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
>> A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
>>
>> Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
>> A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
>>
>> Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have
>> had about food and diets.
>>
>> And remember:
>> Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
>> arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather
>> to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other
>> - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO,
>> what a ride!!"
>>
>> AND.....
>>
>> For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
>> nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all
>> those conflicting nutritional studies.
>>
>> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
>> than Americans
>> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans
>> 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
>> attacks than Americans
>> 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart
>> attacks than Americans
>> 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
>> and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans
>>
>> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
>> apparently what kills you
>> .
>>
>>
>>
>> Mike.
>
>>
>> Love this Japanese Doctor!
>>
>> Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.
>> Is this true?
>> A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on
>> exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not
>> make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by
>> driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
>>
>> Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
>> A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled
>> wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even
>> more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too.
>> Bottom up!
>>
>> Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
>> A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.
>> If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
>>
>> Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
>> exercise program?
>> A: Can't think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain... good!
>>
>> Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
>> A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting
>> more vegetable be bad?
>>
>> Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around
>> the middle?
>> A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should
>> only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
>>
>> Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
>> A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It
>> best feel-good food around!
>>
>> Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
>> A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
>>
>> Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
>> A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
>>
>> Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have
>> had about food and diets.
>>
>> And remember:
>> Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
>> arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather
>> to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other
>> - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO,
>> what a ride!!"
>>
>> AND.....
>>
>> For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
>> nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all
>> those conflicting nutritional studies.
>>
>> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
>> than Americans
>> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans
>> 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
>> attacks than Americans
>> 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart
>> attacks than Americans
>> 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
>> and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans
>>
>> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
>> apparently what kills you
>> .
>>
>>
>>
>> Mike.
>
