hunting

[sawcut]

I just got home fom deer hunting. It took me two weeks of passing up good size mule deer before I took a good four point. It is 26 inches wide with double drop tines. I have got bigger but couldn't pass up the drop tines. Anybody elese get anything?Oo. Oo. Oo.

 

[HHhuntitall]

No pics?!?! You suck!! And no, we haven't had time yet!!!

Well, not for deer, anyway... ...

 

[BIGNASTY]

Going out in AM EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! got everyone fitted up with gear and made adjustments to butt buckets, so the feet don't go to sleep and leg cramps, Going TO TAKE A CHANCE HERE AND LET YOU IN ON MY BEST KEPT SECRET PEICE OF GEAR FOR NO CHAPPED A** IN A BUTT BUCKET.



After not much riding this year because of family obligations, I went for a ride earlier this week, I told a friend that SHE should wear some SILK GRANNY PANITES and some well worn denim pants. She is a woman that has achieved great heights in her profession at work. She is not accustomed to taking orders or ideas from some ex truck driver want-to-be Cowboy, but we admire and love each other dearly. She as usal didn't listen, about half way thru the day she came to me and said BIG I think your right, about what? my fanny is feeling pretty chewed up!!! I had noticed her squirming in the saddle trying to get those tight fitting jeans and I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF PANTIES but could see a pantie line. I could not do a thing for her until we got home, when she took a shower and YELLED for Penny. Penny came out and said you know what we need, so I went to the barn and above the cow milking station is a can of Bag Balm best thing in the world for dry chapped cracked bleeding or anything ugly on your body especially hands. Took that in and she spread some on her keeister and came out gave me a hug and a kiss said she loved me. How did you guys keep from getting your butt chewed. Every man in the house even her husband pulled out their shirt tail and pulled up a chunk of the SILK GRANNY PANTIES that we were wearing!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laugh hard is no where close to what she was doing, I asked her WHO'S BUTT LOOKS LIKE GROUND CHUCK?????



NO I DONT WEAR GIRLS CLOTHES but the first few LONG RIDES of the year, SILK GRANNY PANTIES for ME!!! after my Butt gets a little used back to guy clothes.



I just asked her for permission to take a picture of her butt and got slapped, So I took one for the team but it didn't work out sorry

 

[HHhuntitall]

Is that a horse I see in the background, muleskinner?!?!?

Yeah, I get those, "WTH do you know about riding" looks all the time from people that don't know me..... They don't know I ride a horse as many hours as they drive in a week... . usually. Been tractor-jockeying last week, but this week I'm getting some young horses legged up, and going to my good horses toward the weekend. They've been turned out off an on most of the summer. I've been partial to one or two... or ****** off at them and kept them penned up so I could ride 'em..... And they've gotten fat as hell the last two weeks!!!! It's gonna hurt 'em if I ride 'em too hard. They'll gall like your girlfriend if I don't get 'em hardened up before works!!!

For galls I like the Corona Ointment... . It's worked good if there's no bleeding. It seems like the hair just comes back quicker than anything else I've tried..... I'll get it on my hands and it will keep my fingers and palm heels from peeling in the heat!! No hangnails, either!!

For anything that attracts flies or bleeds, I use the Nirtofurazone ointment. I wouldn't recommend it for yourself, unless your a tough *******!! It burns on the hands!!!

 

[BIGNASTY]

Ya I will ride a HORSE!!!!!!! the man that is 89 years old loves the ride that Daisy gives and with what he did during WWII standing on the beaches in the Pacific giving comfort to the dying and the only weapon he had is the Bible, I will give him what ever he needs to be comfortable. The Man has a set of Nad's the size of Gibraltar!!!!!!!!!



FIL being the Native American he is WONT RIDE A MULE, he knows of the advantages in ride and brains but he does have his PRIDE to think about. :-laf

 

[moparguy]

And if no silk undergarments available,,,,leave the jocks/boxers at camp. Try it and you'll thank me later.

 

[HHhuntitall]

I'm good. I've got a few pairs of Wranglers... . No underwear? Why do you think they call it going "Cowboy" style?

And that padded seat?? That'll chaffe you as fast as the IRS!!

 

[BIGNASTY]

I cant do the Commando style, wife would be disappointed for a week if I did,

 

[HHhuntitall]

:-laf ... makes me think of a guy I dayworked for... he went to the doctor to get checked out. He's probably in his late 50s at the time... . He went through the physical, worried the whole time. Finally, the doctor came back in, said he was fine and he could get dressed and go..... Ol' Tom nervously asked, "Well, what are they Doc?"

"What's that?"
"Those growths on my balls?!?"
With a chuckle,"Those are callouses, Tom... . "

Soooo, forever more, he shall be called John Tom Callous-sack... .

Never tell a story like that to a bunch of cowhands... . you'll never hear the end of it. I will admit, though, the guy would rather trot a horse than eat or sleep... . Dang we made a LOT of miles in a trot... ... and I had one colt that had a rough trot, so I hated going with him on days I rode that pogo-stick... .

 

[moparguy]

Lol, eventhough it's a horses natural going somewhere gate, I do hate a trot these days. Give me one with a nice little short lope anytime. We have one that is (I know, overused description) like sittin in a well broke in rocking chair. One guess on what the wife generally rides

 

[HHhuntitall]

Lol, eventhough it's a horses natural going somewhere gate, I do hate a trot these days. Give me one with a nice little short lope anytime. We have one that is (I know, overused description) like sittin in a well broke in rocking chair. One guess on what the wife generally rides

:-laf I know how you feel! I've gotten most of mine to take on a nice trot. I've got one particular one, he'll "make your *** laugh" he's so smooth in a trot. Not much faster than a fast walk, and a little smoother. Wet blankets and deep sand make their heads go down, then you can coach 'em into a nice little jog... .

 

[Mark31]

All this horse talk stuff is kinda tuff on this ole man. I had to put my 23 yr old Paint gelding down first of April (bad lungs--lost 3-4 hundred pounds) He had a FINE western pleasure jog I guess he inherited from Bar Flower, his grandpaw. Then I lost my 26 yr old "Quarter-App" mare--my sweetheart--a couple of months ago. She loved to trot FAST and, by lightly posting, I could be comfortable riding with gaited horses. I had a pair of Saddle Bums spandex type drawers that kept me from getting chaffed. A medicine I recommend is Farnam Wonder Dust for cuts, especially leg cuts where proud flesh might start. I really need to try to get in touch with Barry and get some pointers about how to sell my Gore 3 horse slant load trailer. It has a one-piece fiberglass roof that makes it so much cooler than a metal roof you wouldn't believe it. Mark