I got smoked by a D-max

[Cattletrkr]

This morning a red D-max passed me coming off a stoplight and as soon as he got past me there was a little puff of black. Just enough I knew it was intentional, but it was pretty weak. I held my hand up flat, holding all five fingers spread out horizontally and gave him a little "so-so" shake. Ya know, thumb and pinky up and down. He kept going and I kept tooling along, I figured he didn't see me. A couple blocks later as I'm about to turn off I see a nice cloud and that little red D-max was off to the races.

Kicked my tail. Too bad he was an empty reg cab SRW and I was loaded to about 36K. Otherwise I might have been impressed. I'll bet he feels like a big man now.

 

[CHolman]

I had a Ford Power joke 6. 0, probably a 06 with a intake and exhaust and he kept taunting me through town this morning 4 AM and I knew he would smoke me from light to light, so I just played it cool; but when we hit the open highway "65" mph zone "IT WAS ON"... Good ol' escort 8500 was scanning the road up ahead and I'd let the guy pull up beside me and I'd roll into it and wouldn't shut down until the truck shut me down at 110MPH, it doesn't take long either... I drive 50 miles to work and after I covered about 15 of it, he gave up and stayed about a half mile behind me...

 

[DFranks]

I am loaded with garbage from emptying out my garage while I was moving out and into our new place, and some jackass in a 06 or newer stock cummins 2500 ram starts taunting while I am heading to the dump. Like I can do anything about it!. Chrysler needs to enforce an IQ test on its buyers before taking delivery of their trucks. Idiot should be driving a Ford at least he would have an excuse for being a turd.

 

[WDixon27]

one of my favorites was destroying a 6. 0 on the interstate, he looked empty and i had a 1500# pallet of slate strapped to the bed, i am tooling along a few miles from home and i see this guy on the big ramp about to join up next to me so i stay in the left lane and back off a little so he can go ahead and i can pull in behind and be set for my exit 3-4 miles down the road, after enough time passed that he should of been past me by now i look over to see him looking across at my pillar gages and smiling, i give it a couple seconds and hammer it leaving him with ease, i back off for the flyby so i can get over and he pulls even again, consider it hammered, this time after i put a few truck lengths on him i get over as we are about at my turn off.

had another with not just a 1500# pallet of slate but a 1600# pallet of cement too

#ad


while getting on the interstate after picking up the load a toyota truck thought he could beat me up the on ramp, he was wrong :-laf i find it amusing i was hauling just about as much as his truck weighs and still stomped him, torque rules, but 4. 10 gears help

 

[AKaiser]

Don't you just love it when you're playing cat and mouse loaded down, kicking butt. That's, as the MasterCard commercial's say, PRICELESS.