I Need Some Ford Jokes!!

[RCapehart]

I work with two guys who both own fords. I need some good stuff to make the day go by faster!



Anyone have any good ones?





Ron

 

[illflem]

This is true but is almost a joke. Back in the early days of automobiles Henry Ford refused to make trucks, said there was little use for them...

 

[Stranger]

Here's one

F&cker Only Runs Downhill :--)

 

[Shovelhead]

From an old commercial: (paraphrased, of course)

90% of Ford trucks ever built are still on the road,... ..... the other 10% actually made it all the way home.

 

[Jeff H]

For Only Retarded Drivers.

 

[moparguy]

Tell em about the stickers you're getting for your mirrors that say;



"Those Fords Really Are As Far Back As They Appear".

 

[moparguy]

Another one comes to mind.



The insurance companies are all dropping the theft premiums on Power Strokes, seems that if ones stolen it's not long till the thief returns it.



When they comment on how your Cummins sounds, tell em that's how a diesel sounds if it hasn't been neutered. It's the loss of testosterone that accounts for those Girlie sounding trucks.



RJR



You might also remind them that Henry Ford bought his first engines from the Dodge Brothers (that's fact), and then add that after a while when the Dodge Boys perfected things, they went into business on there own, Fords been playing catch up ever since.

 

[TPCDrafting]

acronyms

F'en Owner Really Dumb

F'ed On Race Day

Fixed Or Repaired Daily

F'ed Over Rebuilt Daihatsu

Found On Road Dead

I can't remember the rest...

 

[FFutch]

How do you double the value of a ford?... . FILL IT WITH FUEL ... Also did you hear about fords new heated tailgate option... So your hands don't get cold when you're PUSHING IT

 

[lgibson]

F___ing Old Rebuilt Dodge

 

[dresslered]

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop. " The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops. " She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"





:--)

 

[Peter Campbell]

Driver Returns On Foot -- FORD spelled backwards.

 

[lizzyhermit]

true story

my eldest first born son actually bought me a tow strap and is ordering a "Remove To Tow FORD" reciever cover for my Dodge. He owns 3 FORD products, and we've towed 'em all

 

[Duane George]

best one........

Ford Owners Recommend Dodge



Duane

 

[Bhale]

... . Friends don't let friends drive Fords

 

[JSmith]

FOERD:-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[MarkF]

On a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust.



Next time you see a ford on the side of the road or on the hook behind or on a tow truck you can say:



"There's a Ford doing what Fords do best!"



Have had Fords in the family in the past F350, Ranger (escort pickup), Escort, tempo, Bronco and the rust thing is true!!



Although the Dodge rear bumpers and doors get a little noisy on a quiet night, but your friends don't need to know this

 

[Okie-Go]

They put towhooks on em at the factory to tow them back to the dealer after the transmission goes. My brother in law told me that. He has one.

 

[Crash&Burn]

SPEED KILLS... ... ... ...







Drive a Ford and live forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!