I thought this was funny...

[AMink]

For Our Democratic Friends:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes

for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,

non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,

practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of our choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the

religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally

successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition

of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not

without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose

contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply

that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only

America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race,

creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion

of the wisher. "



For Our Republican Friends:

Here's wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Whatever your persuasion, MERRY CHRISTMAS and may all your coal be coming out of your exhaust!

 

[CTDMtnGoat]

:-laf thats about right ,

MERRY CHRISTMAS and may all your coal be coming out of your exhaust!

well said.

 

[Carlsummers]

If it wasn't so true, it would be funny... well, actually, it is funny. Merry Christmas.

 

[Boomer II]

Well I'm offended, I'll have to read it a couple more times to figure out why though.

Merry Christmas Y'all!!