If Moe is Oemey, & Larry is Arryley, then ...

[Camara]

Skin & Flint Financing Agency



I. Fleecem President

 

[TPCDrafting]

yer spreading me out thin now

Moe: Republican? Naw I'm a democrat

Curly: Not me, I'm a pedestrian!

 

[Camara]

Moe, Larry The Cheese

Moe, Larry The Cheese



Here's the cheese, now open up



NO,NO, Not that - Limboiger

 

[TPCDrafting]

Moe: What kind of bufoon do you take me for?

Curly: What, is there more than one kind?

 

[Camara]

Hey, for 2 cents I'd punch you right in the nose.



Well here's your 2 cents.



I raised my price!

 

[TPCDrafting]

This bed goes back to Henry the 8th



Curly: That's notin' we have a bed that goes back to Sears 'n Roebuck the 3rd

 

[Camara]

Hey call the FBI



You mean the Fderal Bureau of Investigation?



No no! Flanagn, Branagon & Iskovitch

 

[TPCDrafting]

CAN YOU SPELL CAT?!



Soitenly!



SPELL IT!



K-I-T-T-Y, *****

 

[Camara]

T. H. T. H. I wonder who that could be? asked Moe



Teddy Whosevelt? Answers Shemp



I know, I know, says Larry Thomas Hedison!

 

[TPCDrafting]

Moe: get up sleepy heads, look at me every morning, wide awake at eleven o'clock



Larry: I'm awake



Moe: how bout you?



Curly: I'm awake but I can't get my eyes open. (poke) ouch!

 

[Camara]

Where were you born?



In the front room. I wanted to be close to my Mother!

 

[Camara]

Look at this coat. It's 200% wool!



200%?



Yeah, these sheep lead a double life.

 

[TPCDrafting]

Nyahhaha, Hey Moe Look!



How do you like that we forgot to allow for shrinkage

 

[TPCDrafting]

Moe: You boys wanna know what it's really for?



Yeah!



Moe: It's for sale, now get busy sellin' it.

 

[Camara]

Hey boys, How would you like to make a thousand gioblinas?



Who do we gotta kill?

 

[rich m]

Oh boy, can't believe this one hasn't popped up yet...

bad guy: Where's the combination to that safe?

Shemp: was it on a little slip of paper?

Bad guy: Yes.

shemp: with some numbers and LRLRL?

Bad guy: yeah. .

Shemp: I never saw'r it... .

 

[Camara]

Rich, I was saving that one. Oh well you beat me to it. But here's another.



Hasen Ben Sober,



I got the diamond you got the gate.



signed,



O. Mi Gosh



Emir of Shmoe

 

[TPCDrafting]

Curly: Well, this was the last thing in there and still no squeek. What does a squeek look like?

 

[TPCDrafting]

Moe: Speak to me kid, tell me yer name so I can tell your mother



Curly: My mother knows my name



Moe: Ooohhh Playin' possum eh? Poke. ohohohohoh

 

[Camara]

With that diamond I could have quit my job as the doorman at the oasis hotel.



You mean you're only a doorman?



That's right.



Well there's the door man! (kick in the pants)



Will you give me 5 for this?



No but I'll give you 2



I'll take it (poke in the eyes)