Illness

[POW-MIA]

I went to the doctor today to see what’s wrong with me and he said that I have a bad case of BOMB FEVER!! Caused by heavy smoke inhalation. No known cure. #ad
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[Whitmore]

there is a cure

the only cure known to man is to add more bombs and enjoy

 

[mblair]

CURE?

You need to becarefull because it could be a misdiagnoses. What you have sounds to me like "dieselism", and you could be a

"dieselholic. "

It was determined I had it when I bought my 93 cumins.

I was supposed to be selling the other two isuzu diesels trucks

I had, and instead I bought a TURBO diesel Isuzu that had been rolled for the engine. I can still see my wife with both of her hands over her face, shaking her head and saying 'I will leave you if you buy that'. I couldn't find another place to live, but I she did make me let her pay a professional furniture finisher to strip and old China hutch. Can you imagine paying someone $200 to do something you could do yourself for with $10. 00 worth of carbuerator cleaner?! She wouldn't let me do it, either. However, I agreed under protest, but I did get the truck. Then she said I couldn't keep it at our house!!! The nerve! Anyway, I now am the proud owner of 4 of the best diesel trucks ever made and my wife spent her money on my daughers wedding. How's that for luck

And that's how I was diagnosed with dieselism! I don't believe there's a cure! Anyway, if there was a cure, I wouldn't take it!!

 

[RHARVEY]

I am under constant treatment from Dr. Wife... The treatment contains heavy doses of NO and dont even think about it. Believe me these treatments usually are given at the same time.

After a period of time it is easier to deal with the effects of the treatment. It does not get rid of the urge it just curbs it a little

When DR. Wife sees that a little taste of the sickness would be good,,then its ok. But it is done under close supervision



Rick

 

[JR2]

What is this wife thing you guys talk about... is that like a doctor or something...

 

[Justbeamn]

Hello,... ... My name is Devon... ... ... ... ..... and I'm a Dieselholic

 

[Shooter]

Hello,... Devon... . Welcome. I did not know we were having a meeting tonight but as long as I'm here... ... ... ... Oo. Oo. Oo. Oo. Oo. Oo. Oo.

 

[Mojo293]

You all will be O. K. the first step is acknowledging that you are a 'dieselholic'. Look in the the mirror and say WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S NO MIRROR IN THE GARAGE, HEY GUYS GET BACK HERE. Oo. Oo. Oo.