I'm devastated!!

[gitchesum]

After all these years of calling and talking for hours with her, I now find out that my life and spiritual leader, Miss Cleo, not only isn't Jamaican, but she isn't even a Shaman. She's actually and American born in Los Angeles and her dad is a Texan. How am I supposed to continue living without her vast knowledge of things to come. What am I supposed to do? Just wait for thing to happen without knowing??!! At least they are bringing her up on charges of fraud. Gosh, I feel so violated.



Can anyone suggest a REAL Jamaican shaman that I can call and talk to for $3. 99 a minute??









Disclaimer: The preceding post is literally drenched in sarcasm. The only factual part is the info about Miss Cleo.

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

I'm fresh out, Sorry!



ROFLMAO!!:-laf:-laf

 

[TxDieselKid]

Where did you hear this?

 

[JConley]

I bet if you talk to her she would have predicted not only your post to the tdr, but her fate.



Ever notice they dont say anything you dont already know???

 

[gitchesum]

Here's one report

And another from CNN

 

[gitchesum]

Originally posted by JConley



Ever notice they dont say anything you dont already know???

Not really John, And how would you know this?? hhhmmmm

 

[Shovelhead]

Well maybe she's partly right... ... ... . The first 4 letters of Shaman are... ..... ?

If she's for real, why isn't she hitting the lotto every night?

Why would she have to ask you for your name and credit card #

Better yet why isn't she calling you, if she knows you're about to call her.

 

[JConley]

Gitch. .



I know this because her annoying voice keeps interrupting my tv shows. My time is worth than $3. 00 a minute. Besides... I already know what has happened to me in the past.



Here are a few of my predictions.



1. I will make another Houston breakfast red eyed and confused as to why these things are at 7:00am



2. I will have my transmission rebuilt in the next 6 months.



3. I will get new tires in the next 30K miles



4. Strick-9 will blow something up at the next TDR event he attends (this is an easy one)



5. Amsoil will beat out transmission threads for the most whining.



6. We still wont get TDR stickers with our magazine.

 

[JMichelson]

I can help.

Gitchesum, I may be Jamaican Mun and I think I saw a Discovery Channel show on Shamans once. I can predict the future as well as Miss Cleo for only $ 3. 95 a minute. I’ll give TDR members a special rate of

$ 3. 94 a minute I will also be able to predict unlike Miss Cleo, when the scam is up and the Feds are catching up with me.

Call me at 1-800- SUCKERS - Mr. Jeff

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

JConely,

Where do I reach you Oh exalted one. Your minds eye sees far and wide. What gifts must I bestow upon you for you to use your powers for my benefit?



Any good stock tips??? :-laf:-laf

 

[JConley]

Any good stock tips???



Based on what I lost last year, I suggest you put your money in a jar and burry it in the back yard. Oh well... . I took a profit last year, so I needed a write-off.

 

[Doc Tinker]

LMAO



Come to Muncie guys. I'll have a booth there and will predict that your shock absorbers will be bad straight from the factory, your lift pump will die at 12,000 mikes, and your track bars will fall off. I'll even carress your palms.



Once I predicted that a co-worker's wife would find out about him having an affair. Nobody ever told me that he was having an affair, but sure enough, he came to me the next day wanting to know if I told her about him and the baby sitter. LOL







Doc

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

Doc,

How'd you know? The stealer is looking at my track bar today!!



You leave my palms alone:-laf

 

[HEMI®Dart]

This guy is getting a reading.



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