I'm gonna win PowerBall tonight, how do I set up a trust?

[FATCAT]

I can feel it ... the ticket in my wallet is just screaming out to me that he's a winner! I found a quarter on the ground at the gas station this morning and picked it up ... it was my lucky day so I bought some tickets for the $300 Million PowerBall drawing tonight ... I can't miss!!!



So my question is what next? Do I set up a special trust ... a Revokable trust where I'm the executor? Help me out fella's ... there's gotta be a trust lawyer on this board somewhere!

 

[HOBrian]

First, you are gonna want to give me half :--) I need money for future bombs ya know. :-laf :-laf

 

[nps]

Sorry, that's a counterfeit lucky quarter. I've got the real one!



But, if you wire me $100,000 BEFORE the drawing, I'll split the winnings with you. :-laf

 

[RustyJC]

First, you transfer the money to my checking account. PM me for the wire transfer information.



Second..... well, there is no second. Thanks for your business. :-laf



Rusty

 

[FATCAT]

After I win tonight, I will set up a BOMb fund of $2 Million dollars for unerprivilaged low income TDR'ers who NEED $$$ for BOMb's.

All that will be required will be a submission of a letter explaining your plight in your best tear-jerking fassion along with photos of your poor ol' truck and you will receive a check up to, but not more than, $3000 for the BOMb of your choise.



And ... . A ROUND OF DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!

 

[nps]

Let me be the first:



I need a Smarty and HRVP because the mean ol cheby duraduties and ferd supermaxies keep sayin' I'm not fast enough even though I smoke and spank them. I know with these BOMBs I'll be able to prove to them that they're wrong, and I can then get my self esteem back (sniff sniff - wipes tear from cheek :{ ).



Is it working yet? When can I get my check? PS check readers rig for the required pics.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention...

 

[FATCAT]

Keep working on the stories fellas. We'll have to have the moderator set up a new Forum for BOMb Assistance. We'll need to conviene a committee of TDR'ers to be the "Review Board" of these hard-luck contestants.

 

[BigEasy]

Don't make too many plans for all 300 mil, cuz if you win, that means we're splitting it. :-laf



I'm not telling anybody, though.

 

[loncray]

Man, my truck (almost bone stock) is pretty durn fast as it is. If I was to get a set of twins and a computer and a bunch of gauges and a pacbrake, I'd likely come to the attention of Virginia's finest, and I know y'all don't want me sitting in jail without internet access while the issues of the day are raging in the Political Forum, right?

 

[klenger]

I've never lost playing the lottery.

 

[Jumbo Jet]

Man, my truck (almost bone stock) is pretty durn fast as it is. If I was to get a set of twins and a computer and a bunch of gauges and a pacbrake, I'd likely come to the attention of Virginia's finest, and I know y'all don't want me sitting in jail without internet access while the issues of the day are raging in the Political Forum, right?

How much you need for all that? I'm chipping in the first $20!!! :-laf

 

[nps]

I've never lost playing the lottery.

Neither have I - I've never played!! :-laf

 

[Alphacowboy]

I say we start a TDR lottery, everyone buys in at 25 bucks. at the end of the year, 3 people are chosen. 3rd place gets 1000, 2nd gets 2000, and 1st gets the rest of the pot. with as many members as we have here, that jackpot should be pretty hefty! What ya think mods????

 

[2broke2smoke]

saw an interesting bumber sticker today ...



"the lottery, a tax on people too stupid to due the math"

 

[TWilkening]

Instead of giving me 3 grand for bombs, you could give me 3 grand to put toward a diesel pickup! :{

 

[RandyHamilton]

Instead of giving me 3 grand for bombs, you could give me 3 grand to put toward a diesel pickup! :{

What he said!! read my signature!!!

 

[loncray]

Alpha - I'm betting the legalities that would accompany such a lottery would put the kibosh on it pretty quick. Neat idea, but I don't think it would work.

 

[daytripper63]

I will help you for a nice set of TWINS :-laf

 

[FATCAT]

Damm-It ... they picked the wrong numbers last night!!!



I can't believe it! The guy behind the counter who sold me the tickets said they were winners! What went wrong?



Well, the next jackpot is for $365 Million. Maybe I'll buy another ticket ... we'll just have to hold off on the BOMbing assistance for a little while.