Important notice to 3rd gen board members

[Uncle Joe]

As the unofficial chairman of this board i recommend the following board changes:

1. we shall change the official language of this board to Russian

2. TDR members will prove their knowledge on the Marx writings(Karl not Graucho)before they are allowed to post.

3. Any posting members with opinions that bad mouth our trucks shall be baned from this board for life and no ice cream for a week!

4. we shall have the TDRKGB investigate such posters(see above)

and upon such investigation they should be sent to Flagstaff AZ or Siberia (which ever is more convenient)

5. Comrades,don't forget to ask for those VIN numbers,remember,we cannot believe those animals if they do not produce VIN numbers.

6. Did i mention the VIN numbers?????

7. Any future members of this board will have to prove their loyalty and absolute total blind faith in the 03 dodge and its immaculate perfectness,remember,we shall not tolerate the non conformist!



BTW:I copied this here guidelines off the GM site

signed:chairman Josef Stalin

 

[Casey Balvert]

Sounds like a plan. Good thing you left out the firing squad. Oo. Flagstaff is bad enough. Only kidding.



Cheers,



Casey

 

[DIESELMAN]

С тех пор как Я - всегда правильно, Я должен быть председателем комитета 3 совета поколения TDR.



Те кто не соглашается со мной должно вымыть мой грузовик ежедневный для в год.

 

[Uncle Joe]

comrade, You are aloud to be my unpretentious subordinate (I AM the chairman ,in case you forgot) therefor I'm not to be replaced.

furthermore:i recommend that everybody washes there own truck.

yours always,

uncle Josef Stalin

 

[DIESELMAN]

Alright now, it took my son 10 minutes to write that, and babelfish doesn't do Russian, how did you? ya paruski nimoga? (written with the easy letters )

 

[Uncle Joe]

Originally posted by DIESELMAN

Alright now, it took my son 10 minutes to write that, and babelfish doesn't do Russian, how did you? yo pa ruski nimnoga? (written with the easy letters )

Ya paruski nimoga=I cannot in russian (as in: i dont do russian)

Kinda helps when you have a fax and know the right people.

your sons grammar needs some work,but a good try anyway!

FYI :I do speak some russian (very poorly)but i cannot read or write

 

[Badunit]

ß áóäó ñëåäîâàòü çà ïðàâèëàìè. ß áóäó õîðîøèé TDR ñîëäàò.





http://www.foreignword.com/Tools/transnow.asp?p=mtfiles/f_trg_107.htm



edit: Mine obviously didn't either. I can cut and paste them back into the translator and it recognizes them for what they are supposed to be but they don't look right here.

 

[DIESELMAN]

Òóðáî Äèçåëüíûé Ðåãèñòð (Turbo Diesel Register )



Ðàì, òðåòüå ïîêîëåíèå. (Ram, Third Generation)



Âû - õîðîøî âî âñÿêîì ñëó÷àå. Ðóññêèé ÿâëÿåòñÿ òåì æå æåñòêèì ÿçûêîì. Âû ìîæåòå áûòü ïðåäñåäàòåëü íî ïîìíèòñÿ, ß - öàðü TDR.



Knowing the words doesn't always help grammar. They mix up the order, verbs aren't really where they belong, gender is screwy, words don't directly translate, but you made the rules!

 

[DIESELMAN]

Hmmm. I guess it takes a 15 year old to type control characters correctly, mine above obviously didn't work!

 

[DIESELMAN]

Now I got it... ... Extended characters only work in enhanced mode.



Òàê, Âû äåëàåòå íåáîëüøèì ðóññêèì?



Maybe not, try again... .



Я ненавижу тип в русском!



Теперь Я - царь TDR, Вы можете быть председатель!

 

[DIESELMAN]

Big Mak - If you want to move this thread to Other, I think we'll understand!

 

[Badunit]

Hmm.

 

[pkennedy]

It's nice to see that you Boys are having fun but you are taking away the FORD salesman's (cetane improver in one hand and shiny brochure of 2003 F350/CTD in other) large lying grin and the the Bowtie salesmans bragging rights ( GM actually sells something that burns diesel and actually produces more than noise). The new forum should be called Hoo Flung Poo and TDR/KGB are going to stop you from wearing all those nasty anti FFFFord and Chovit or Leavit T shirts

 

[MCummings]

Originally posted by pkennedy

The new forum should be called Hoo Flung Poo

Oh MAN!!



I nearly busted a gut with that one,, I have tears.



I bet in the Moderators section they have a section titled that.



Or maybe that should be the e-mail address for reporting people here on the TDR.



To report this post to a moderator, e-mail,,,

-- email address removed --



Merrick Cummings Jr

 

[BFC]

Originally posted by MCummings

Oh MAN!!



I nearly busted a gut with that one,, I have tears.



I bet in the Moderators section they have a section titled that.



Or maybe that should be the e-mail address for reporting people here on the TDR.



To report this post to a moderator, e-mail,,,

-- email address removed --



Merrick Cummings Jr

ROTFLMAO:-laf, Hoo Flung Poo now that's funny. And then Merrick had to pipe up and kill me, I'm still in pain. :-laf



Hey Steve, can you set up that email account... ... ... ?



I'm still crying. . please make it stop!



Glenn

 

[DIESELMAN]

To report a violator, please send your report to



которыйбросалиспражнения@TDR.com



Those mispeling the address will be ignored.

 

[Big MAK]

Moving Thread to "Hoo Flung Poo" Section

Taking the "Loose Subject Enforcement" a bit far but you're winning points for creativity.....

 

[David Muench]

 

[Champane Flight]

Uh huh...

Is that Hillarys license plate????????