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Was doing housecleaning on my PC, and came across this old bit from a few years back (when I still had my modded '91) that I had posted over in one of the Ford furums in a thread discussing the hoped for or expected power increase in the Fords, once they were fully broken in...



However, keep in mind the myth of vast power or MPG increases after break in are NOT limited to the Ford crowd... ;) :-laf



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Sacramento Times 10/19/98

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Ford announces recall on

all '99 Superduty diesels




Dearborn Mi. (upp)



The Ford Motor Company today announced a total

recall of all classes of their latest Super

Duty diesel trucks, according to company

spokesmen.



The recall apparently relates to scattered and

isolated incidents where these specified trucks

happened to achieve full engine breakin at the

precise moment their "50 mile" computer chips

kicked in - usually resulting in cases of severe

whiplash to their drivers, accompanied by associated

property damage.



"We've seen documented cases where entire subframes

have been completely yanked out from under RV trailers"

stated Ford spokesman B. S. Freely. "That, in addition

to many rear cab windows broken when drivers heads

struck them from the abrupt acceleration, has forced us

to take stiff countermeasures", Freely added.



According to Freely, the fix for this unanticipated

problem, is to add computer controls to the emergency

braking systems of the affected trucks, which will

automatically apply at the 10,000 mile mark, which is

the point where full breakin occurs. Emergency brakes

are then kept applied for a full 1000 miles, permitting

drivers to become gradually accustomed to the vastly

increased power provided by the thoroughly broken in

engine. "We feel the added cost of the computer controls,

added to the rebuilding cost of the emergency brake system

is cheap in comparison to medical and property damage

claims" Freely stated.



According to Mr. Freely, a second action taken to correct

the problem will be to swap out existing Ford truck

computer controls. "We bought those Taiwan-made computers

from the outfit that originally made them for Cushman

Motor Scooters - and totally overlooked the fact that the

Ford Power Stroke Diesel makes nearly TWICE the power of

the Cushman Scooters the computers were originally made

for".



Our new supplier will be a Mexico supplier, and has been

named the "Manana computer", and while exact benefits of

that computer cannot be revealed, those with a knowledge

of Spanish will recognize that "Manana" in Spanish means

"tomorrow" - indicating that the new computer may not be

quite as fast as the model it replaces.



A second, related revelation from Mr. Freely, related to

reports of an older Dodge truck in the West Coast area

that has been terrorizing some Ford owners in steep

mountain grades. Mr. Freely states " We at first totally

discounted those reports as absurd - but when reports

from reliable sources continued to arrive, we investigated

further. What we found was truly astounding! Our own

engineering department was flabbergasted at the random

application of several modifications, that when carefully

applied, were entirely capable of production of engine

output that exceeded the 8 years of design on our own

larger V8 Navistar diesels. "



Mr Freely continued, "The basic soundness applied by the

owner of that '91 Cummins powered Dodge had completely been

overlooked by our own engineering department, and we are

now negotiating with that owner so that we may incorporate

those changes into next years Ford Super Duty trucks. If

negotiations are a success, we expect our 2003 truck line

to be the new power leaders in their class. Of course, it

WILL greatly aggravate our whiplash problems... "



Current plans are to name the improved Ford trucks as

"Ford Manana Stroke diesels".
 
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