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Interesting Sigfiles...just curious!
I've included various "one-liners" in my TDR sigfile for almost two years now and just recently, I've noticed a similar trend amongst other TDR members, so I did a trawl on the TDR and found the following... ...
If you truly want to understand something, just try to change it.
Reality is in fact virtual.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Real people worry me.
A good example has twice the value of even the best advice.
Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else.
The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Nutmeg in large quantities gives you hallucinations
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?
Why do aliens always abduct stupid people?
Never play cards with anyone with whose middle name is 'The'.
More people were killed at Chappaquiddick than Three Mile Island.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
What shape does a pear go when everything goes wrong?
24 hours in a day - 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Hermits have no peer pressure.
Good judgement comes from experience. Unfortunately experience usually comes from bad judgement...
A shark will only attack you when you're wet
A . 44 Magnum beats 4 Aces
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want
Okay, who did I miss out? Step forward and be recognised!!
I've included various "one-liners" in my TDR sigfile for almost two years now and just recently, I've noticed a similar trend amongst other TDR members, so I did a trawl on the TDR and found the following... ...
If you truly want to understand something, just try to change it.
Reality is in fact virtual.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Real people worry me.
A good example has twice the value of even the best advice.
Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else.
The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Nutmeg in large quantities gives you hallucinations
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?
Why do aliens always abduct stupid people?
Never play cards with anyone with whose middle name is 'The'.
More people were killed at Chappaquiddick than Three Mile Island.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
What shape does a pear go when everything goes wrong?
24 hours in a day - 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Hermits have no peer pressure.
Good judgement comes from experience. Unfortunately experience usually comes from bad judgement...
A shark will only attack you when you're wet
A . 44 Magnum beats 4 Aces
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want
Okay, who did I miss out? Step forward and be recognised!!
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