Interesting Sigfiles

[duaneparks]

I found mine on a bumper sticker that I saw on back of a car that had a beautiful woman driving it.



Duane (see below)

 

[nhincher]

Some I've used in the past, have to get around to setting up a sig file here...



never miss a good chance to shut up.

just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.



there were a couple more but can't remember 'em right now.

 

[ladyjaine]

If you think I'm weird, I know you're boring.



I'm an archer- go ahead and run, you'll just die tired.



God answers all prayers. Sometimes the answer is No.



Specialization is for insects. So, what can you do?



Work your fingers to the bone and all you get is bony fingers.



I can teach a snake to tap dance once you put shoes on it.



Elephant- a mouse built to government specifications.



If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Or, he could just be klutzy.



The finest workmanship does nothing more for a bad design than emphasize its flaws.



Jean

 

[me4osu]

An old REO Speedwagon album title

"You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. "

 

[AggieJustin]

Early bird gets the worm... . but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[RBrunson]

BOMB TECHNICAN, If you see me running, try to keep up!

 

[klenger]

#ad

 

[klenger]

Here's a few from my website:



We're not happy till you're not happy. (FAA Denver FSDO)



You can buy better, but you can't pay more for it. (Rick Hosker)



In America, anyone can become president. That's the risk you take. (A. Stevenson)



If you ain't Dutch, you ain't mutch. (Author Unknown)



Work, Exercise, Relax ... Pick Two (Life after a heart attack)



Don't force it, get a bigger hammer. (Author Unknown)



If a litte bit is good, too much is just right. (Jim Green)



Jan: The trees seem alot prettier this year. Ken: That's because we don't have to rake them.



It sure makes for a long day when you get to work on-time. (Bill Shepard)

 

[MCummings]

There are only 3 Kind of People in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't.

 

[EMD Diesel Power]

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

 

[duaneparks]

I remember another from a list that I'm on...



(Techie type folks will appreciate this one)



There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand Binary and those who don't.



Duane <-not really a techie type

 

[BFC]

 

[TPCDrafting]

The best sig quote on here I've read says something about "I'd rather end life skidding in sideways than... . (can't remember the rest)



WHO IS IT AND WHAT'S THE REST???



I've been waiting for this person to post, but no luck yet...

 

[Steve G]

Youth and skill will always be overcome by old age and treachery

 

[ladyjaine]

I copied the quote, because I liked it so much.



Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out and defiantly shouting "Wow, what a ride!"



Jean

 

[jtisdale]

I want to go peacefully and quietly in my sleep, like my grandpa did. Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

 

[TPCDrafting]

Ladyjaine

Thats it!!

 

[JohnMcIntyre]

Amen!!

Originally posted by ladyjaine

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out and defiantly shouting "Wow, what a ride!"

 

[willyslover]

"what a ride" quote would be the best yet !!!

 

[skobylenski]

These came off the mini2.com forums.



"We have a full tank of gas, half a pack

of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sun glasses. Hit it!"



"Scream if you want to go faster !!!"



"WARNING-Objects in rear view mirror have a tendency to disappear!"



"Too many freaks not enough circuses. "



"Chaos panic and disorder- my work here is done. "



"On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. "



"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. "



"Growing old is compulsory, Growing up is optional!"



Okay, that's enough for now.