I got this in my email today - -
Subject: beer -woman
Subject: USDA Determines That Beer Contains FEMALE
Hormones
Scientists for the USDA suggest that men should take a
look at their beer consumption. Especially, after
considering the results of a recent analysis which
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory was that drinking beer makes men turn into
women.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 8 pints of beer
each. It was then observed that 100% of the men:
1. gained weight
2. talked excessively without making sense
3. became overly emotional
4. couldn't drive
5. failed to think rationally,
6. argued over nothing and
7. refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing was deemed necessary... ...