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Interesting Humor:
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?
$ Michael Jordan having "retired,"
with $40 million in endorsements, makes
$178,100 a day, working or not.
$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he
makes $52,000 every night while
visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
$ If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost
him $7. 00, but he'll make $18,550 while
he's there.
$ If he decides to have a 5-minute
egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
$ He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
$ He'll make $3,710 while watching each
episode of Friends.
$ If he wanted to save up for a new
Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him
a whole 12 hours.
$ If someone were to hand him his salary
and endorsement money, they would have to
do it at the rate of $2. 00 every second.
$ He'll probably pay around $200 for a
nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed
$33,390 for that round.
$ Assuming he puts the federal maximum
of 15% of his income into a tax deferred
account (401k), his contributions will hit
the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a. m. on
January 1st.
$ If you were given a penny for every
10 dollars he made, you'd be living>br> comfortably at $65,000 a year.
$ He'll make about $19. 60 while watching
the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and
about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
$ While the common person is spending about
$20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant,
he'll pull in about $5600.
$ This year, he'll make more than twice as
much as all U. S. past presidents for all of
their terms combined. Amazing isn't it?
However...
$ If Jordan saves 100% of his income for
the next 450 years, he'll still have
less than Bill Gates has today.
$$$ Game over. Nerd wins.
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?
$ Michael Jordan having "retired,"
with $40 million in endorsements, makes
$178,100 a day, working or not.
$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he
makes $52,000 every night while
visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
$ If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost
him $7. 00, but he'll make $18,550 while
he's there.
$ If he decides to have a 5-minute
egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
$ He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
$ He'll make $3,710 while watching each
episode of Friends.
$ If he wanted to save up for a new
Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him
a whole 12 hours.
$ If someone were to hand him his salary
and endorsement money, they would have to
do it at the rate of $2. 00 every second.
$ He'll probably pay around $200 for a
nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed
$33,390 for that round.
$ Assuming he puts the federal maximum
of 15% of his income into a tax deferred
account (401k), his contributions will hit
the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a. m. on
January 1st.
$ If you were given a penny for every
10 dollars he made, you'd be living>br> comfortably at $65,000 a year.
$ He'll make about $19. 60 while watching
the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and
about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
$ While the common person is spending about
$20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant,
he'll pull in about $5600.
$ This year, he'll make more than twice as
much as all U. S. past presidents for all of
their terms combined. Amazing isn't it?
However...
$ If Jordan saves 100% of his income for
the next 450 years, he'll still have
less than Bill Gates has today.
$$$ Game over. Nerd wins.
