Is this the language they teach at school?

[JLauwers]

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her five year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying:



"All of you sons of *****es who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of *****es who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks. "



The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language. "



Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,



"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. She hears the little boy continue,



"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. "



As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen. "

 

[KatDiesel]

Seen this one a few times at work



I've had to "delay" Amtrak myself a few times to keep the railroad moving ... ...

 

[Briar Hopper]

So, does that make you the b*tch in the kitchen, Kat? LOL ! Uh, excuse me, Omaha, not the kitchen.....

Just kidding, just kidding, you left yourself open for that one !

 

[KatDiesel]

Yep thats me



I am sure when they are stopped the train crew tells the passengers well that dispatcher is delaying us again.....



Worst I ever had to hold them is 6 hours one time when a train ahead of them pulled a empty coal car in two! So Amtrak waited at the Glenwood Springs Depot until we got the car fixed (couldn't move it) the crew took pictures of it for me, rather funny looking. No it wasn't just a drawbar either (for you railroaders) It literally ripped the wheels and everything from underneath the car, like I said picture is pretty interesting. So the end of the car was just sitting on the tracks..... they were setting out some cars and fixen to shove back into the clear for Amtrak when it happend.