Last night I was driving home from San Diego on HWY 15 minding my own business. All of a sudden this guy in a new ford dually comes up on me real fast and sits on my rear bumper. I mean three to four feet off the rear. I look down and dial her up to 5x5. Check boost, 2 psi, 65 mph. Gun it! Wow, he dissappeared. When he reappeared, I noticed he was pretty far back.
This guy needed more than a spanking, He wanted a good spanking. He pulls up next to me, at the bottem of a long grade, and paces me. I look over and when it is clear for both of us, I nail it real hard. I didn't let up til' 110 mph. Can you say royal spankin'!!! Anyway, he pulled up a little more conservatively the next time, and was all smiles. He even gave me the thumbs up. I'm sure glad I didn't buy a Ford so I could look cool. It must be bad to have a stupid Dodge beat ya up.
