Attention: TDR Forum Junkies and then I realized that I ran out of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I'd figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.
I came into work the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my co-workers (she's blonde, it'll be important later) came in and asked me what I'm doing. "Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bukb. "
A second later the boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed. "Your going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off. " With that I jumped down and started walking out. My co-worker started following me and the boss asked where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark," she said.
I came into work the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my co-workers (she's blonde, it'll be important later) came in and asked me what I'm doing. "Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bukb. "
A second later the boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed. "Your going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off. " With that I jumped down and started walking out. My co-worker started following me and the boss asked where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark," she said.
