Jesse Jackson.....You will LYFAO!!!

[DEZLPWR]

:-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf



Chicago Mayor Richard M. Daley, on his way home from

> > > work at City Hall,

> > > came to a dead halt in traffic on the Dan Ryan

> > > Expressway and thought

> > > to

> > > himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than

> > > usual. Nothing's moving at

> > >

> > > all. "

> > >

> > > He noticed a State Trooper walking back and forth

> > > between the lines of

> > > cars, so he rolled down his window and asked,

> > > "Officer, I'm Mayor

> > > Richard

> > > M. Daley, what's the problem; what's holding

> > > everything up. "

> > >

> > > The trooper replied, "It's the Reverend Jesse

> > > Jackson. He's so

> > > depressed

> > > about the thought of everyone knowing about his

> > > extra-marital affair,

> > > his

> > > illegitimate child, and the drop in Rainbow

> > > revenue since September 11

> > > that

> > > he stopped his car in the middle of the Dan Ryan

> > > Expressway, and is

> > > threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set

> > > himself on fire. "

> > >

> > > "He says the country and his congregation are

> > > blaming him for his

> > > infidelity, and he doesn't know if he can live

> > > with the shame and

> > > embarrassment much less the drop in financial

> > > support. The people in

> > > the

> > > halted cars along the expressway are taking up a

> > > collection for him. "

> > >

> > > "Oh really," replied Mayor Daley. "How much have

> > > they collected for the

> > >

> > > Reverend Jackson so far?"

> > >

> > > "About 300 gallons," said the trooper, "but

> > > they're still siphoning... .

 

[JTBMC]

I'll donate 10 gallons of Diesel Fuel to the cause

 

[LSMITH]

That is funny!!! I would empty the tank.

 

[lmills]

I got the lighter.

 

[JTBMC]

LSMITH,

Then you would need that Ford Heated Tail Gate option to keep your hands warm as you push your truck to the fuel station.

TJ

 

[lmills]

Originally posted by tjlaffite

LSMITH,

Then you would need that Ford Heated Tail Gate option to keep your hands warm as you push your truck to the fuel station.

TJ

I used that one on a good friend the other night. He has a Lariat CC dually PSD. I asked if it had all the options, he said it had all but the electric rear window. I said, so you got the heated tail gate? He replied, I never even knew about that option. Then I told him the punch line.



We always joke about our trucks. I am sure he will pass that along to his PSD buddies.