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Is my wife a nut?

Well as tasteless as it seems they released a video game based on the JFK assassination called "JFK Reloaded". Well I love to play computer games. And I was thinking to myself... WOW... . this could spawn a whole bunch of computer games... I have come up with a few myself.



"Grand Theft Auto III :Ted Kennedy 's Chappaquiddick Island Edition".



You try to drive drunk and recklessly after the Edgartown Yacht Club Regatta. After you land in the water, the vehicle sinks. Now the fun begins... . you need to drown your girlfriend before you can exit the car. Afterwhich you need convince a family member to "take the hit" for you.



Microsoft Flight Simulator: "John Kennedy Jr's Caldwell, NJ to Hyannis, MA:Night Flight Expansion Pack. " To be used with Battlefield 1942 Navy Recovery Mod.



Microsoft Flight Simulator "Kennedy Family Edition" In this mod you have to safely fly to exclusive resorts. The trick is you have to use two planes. What if one crashed??? We would all be lost. . Silly peasants need not apply.



Battlefield 1942 :"English Channel Suicide Mission" mod. You volunteer for an obvious suicide mission and die. Not a very highly rated mod.



Tony Hawk Underground: "Micheal Kennedy's Aspen" mod. You play the obnoxious Kennedy Family. In this edition You always have to be the "Last Family" down the slope. Watch those trees. This mod is more complicated then the highly rated "Sonny Bono Expert Ski Edition"



BattleField Vietnam: "PT109 Edition" Kennedy decides that he doesn't have to obey the rules by leaving one of the two engines idling. See if you can avoid getting rammed by the enemy vessel. Cheat your way to the top and become a hero, an author... . even the president.



The Sims: "William Kennedy Smith Mod" You get to play Uncle Ted and you get to reprimand your nephew for leaving another rape victim alive. Finally... . behind the scenes you get him aquitted.



Tiger Wood's Golf: "Thomas Skakel Challenge Edition" As another ne'er de well Kennedy descendent after a romp on the back 9 you need to murder your best gal with your best club.



Kingpin: The Kennedy Clan... ... . You get to pay the Kennedys from early on as a poor irish bootlegger. You cut a deal with England to sell their liquor and the rest of your shanty Irish family tries to dominate the world based on your past liquor sales. Gaming Tip: Teach your children well or else Bobby and John get assinated later on for trying to straighten out all of the evilness you created.



Microsoft Office: "GhostWriters Service Pack" This little known version of Microsoft Office will generate an entire well written book for you and make you a famous author. Hillary also used this with great success. How else was "Profiles in Courage" written.



JFK Reloaded... ... . "nuff said
 
It is crap!

I heard about this "game" on the radio this am. I was never a fan of JFK, but this is a very tasteless (ahem) game about a national tragedy. Not to mention the anniversary date of the death of an American President for its release. No wonder our youth today is so screwed up when drivel like this is available fore them to buy. Shame on the inventors who are obviously doing this for nothing but profit. I do not have much respect for Ted Kennedy, but imagine you in his shoes to hear about this crap being peddled when it was his brother who was assassinated. This is just pathetic! -frank.
 
A Bill Clinton game could be entertaining, especially the part about seeing how much stuff you can steal from the White House on your way out.
 
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