Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
My Uncle just told me this last night
Wal-Mart Joke
A man was in line at a cafeteria where he worked and he said to the guy in front of him,
“Well I guess I’m going to have to go to the doctor, my elbow is killing me”
Friend says: “you don’t have to go to the doctor, go to Wal-Mart, they have an analyzer machine, Costs $10, pour in a Urine sample and it will diagnose your problem. ”
“WOW! Says the man, Gotta try that!”
So he goes down to Wal-Mart and put in $10, then poured in the sample and very quickly, a computerized printout says ‘you have Tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water for a few days and it will get better. ’
The man is ecstatic, “Wow $10 for a diagnosis, better than going to a doctor!”.
So he goes home and is soaking his elbow and he wonders “Wonder if I can fool that computer…. ” So he gets some urine from himself again,his wife, his daughter, gets some water from the tap, and a little stool from his dog. And Just for good measure, he masturbates in it.
The next day, he takes the “mixture” down to the machine and puts in the $10 and shakes up the sample and pours it in.
The machine does it’s work and a minute later, a printout comes out. On it, it says
“Your water is hard, you need to get a softener,
your wife is pregnant with twins and they’re not yours, get an attorney
your Daughter has a cocaine habit, get her in for treatment.
Your dog has ringworm, get it to the vet
And if you don’t quit playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart! Have a nice Day!
:-laf :-laf :-laf
Wal-Mart Joke
A man was in line at a cafeteria where he worked and he said to the guy in front of him,
“Well I guess I’m going to have to go to the doctor, my elbow is killing me”
Friend says: “you don’t have to go to the doctor, go to Wal-Mart, they have an analyzer machine, Costs $10, pour in a Urine sample and it will diagnose your problem. ”
“WOW! Says the man, Gotta try that!”
So he goes down to Wal-Mart and put in $10, then poured in the sample and very quickly, a computerized printout says ‘you have Tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water for a few days and it will get better. ’
The man is ecstatic, “Wow $10 for a diagnosis, better than going to a doctor!”.
So he goes home and is soaking his elbow and he wonders “Wonder if I can fool that computer…. ” So he gets some urine from himself again,his wife, his daughter, gets some water from the tap, and a little stool from his dog. And Just for good measure, he masturbates in it.
The next day, he takes the “mixture” down to the machine and puts in the $10 and shakes up the sample and pours it in.
The machine does it’s work and a minute later, a printout comes out. On it, it says
“Your water is hard, you need to get a softener,
your wife is pregnant with twins and they’re not yours, get an attorney
your Daughter has a cocaine habit, get her in for treatment.
Your dog has ringworm, get it to the vet
And if you don’t quit playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart! Have a nice Day!
:-laf :-laf :-laf
