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Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental

> Hospital. One day while they were

> walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim

> suddenly jumped Into the deep

> end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there.

> >Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to

> the bottom and pulled Jim

> out. When the medical director became aware of

> Mary's heroic act he

> Immediately ordered her to be discharged from the

> hospital, as he now

> considered her to be mentally stable.

>

> >When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary,

> I have good news and bad

> news. The good news is you're being discharged

> because since you were able to

> jump in and save the life of another patient, I

> think you've regained

> your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you

> saved, hung himself with

> his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry,

> but he's dead. "

> Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him

> there to dry. "









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A Whale Of A Tale







A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.



The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".



The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"



The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
 
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