Joke of the Day

[Adam_Dodgezilla]

SCHIZOPHRENIA:



Do you Hear What I Hear?



DEMENTIA:



I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas



NARCISSISTIC:



Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me



MANIC:



Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants

and...



ALZHEIMER'S:



What Child is This?



PARANOID:



Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.



PERSONALITY DISORDER:



You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you

why...



MULTIPLE PERSONALITY:



We Wish You a Merry Christmas



BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:



Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire...



OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:



Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ... ... ... ... . (better start again)



ANTISOCIAL PERSONALITY DISORDER:



I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Clause







I just want to say Merry Christmas to all of you!!



Adam

 

[Batman]

ROTFLMAO, the last is the best

 

[chuck3]

LMAO

Merry Christmas Adam.

 

[Whitmore]

I'm schizophrenic and so am I

 

[QRTRHRS]

I have not yet begun to procastinate.