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Subject: 20 years



A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She

puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting

at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be

in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear

from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.



"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are

you down here at this time of night?"



The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we

were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.



"Yes I do," she replies.



The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when

your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"



"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.



The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my

face and said, OEEither you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for

20 years?¹"



"I remember that too," she replies softly.



He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out

today. "















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This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident in

> >Michigan:

> >

> >

> >A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500 and has $560

> >monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of

> >course all

the

> >lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with the guns,

> >the

dog,

> >and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and

> >get ready. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area

> >for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to

> >make a hole

large

> >enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and

> >land

on,

> >it

> >is going to take a little more effort than an ice auger. So, out of

> >the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short,

> >40-second fuse.

> >

> >

> >Now these two Rocket Scientists do take into consideration that they

> >want to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from

> >where they are

> >standing (and the new Navigator), because they don't want to take the

risk

> >of

> >slipping on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly

> >go

up

> >in

> >smoke with the resulting blast.

> >

> >

> >They light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite. Remember a

> >couple

of

> >paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the guns and the dog?

> >Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for

> >RETRIEVING. Especially things thrown by the owner.

> >

> >

> >You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on

> >the

ice

> >and captures the stick of dynamite with the burning 40-second fuse

> >about the time it hits the ice. The two men yell, scream, wave their

> >arms and

wonder

> >what to do now. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the guys

> >grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8

> >buckshot,

hardly

> >big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly

> >confused, but dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of

> >course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone insane. The

> >dog takes

off

> >to

> >find cover, under the brand new Navigator.

> >

> >

> > ----BOOM!----

> >

> >

> >Dog and Navigator are blown to bits and sink to the bottom of the

> >lake in

a

> >very large hole, leaving the two idiots standing there with this "I

> >can't believe this happened" look on their faces.

> >

> >

> >The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by

> >illegal

use

> >of

> >explosives is not covered.

> >

> >

> >He still had yet to make the first of those $560 a month payments!!

> >

> >

> >And you thought your day was not going well?

> >

>

>













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Originally posted by bighammer

It can't be real. People aren't THAT stupid.

It's more than real, it happens all the time. I've heard the same story with three different kinds of dogs and eight different kinds of cars... ;)
 
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