Joke of the Day

[fkovalski]

I have a question? When a couple in Tennesee get divorced, are they still brother and sister? :-laf

 

[klenger]

Hiking story No. 1



Two guys are hiking in the forest. At one point, they enter an area marked as "bear country". One of the guys stops, and takes off his back pack. He removes his hiking boots and changes into his sneakers. His buddy says "what are you doing that for?" He replies, "This is bear country". His friend says "you idiot, you can't outrun a bear", to which his "friend" says, "I don't have to out run the bear, I only have to outrun you".



Hiking story No. 2



Same two guys are hiking. They take a rest stop, and one of them feels the call of nature and relieves himself. While doing so, he get bit on his ... (well, you know) by a rattle snake. He is in real pain and asks his buddy to run to town and ask the doctor for advise. The guy gets to town and tells the doctor that his friend just got bit by a rattle snake and what should he do. The doctor explains that he needs to clean the wound really well, and then suck the venum out with his mouth. He says "OK", and runs back to his buddy. "Well, what did the doctor say?" "The doctor says you're going to die".

 

[JSmith]

A city fella is jogging in the woods. He turns a corner and comes face to face with a bear. The jogger gets down on one knee and says oh lord please make this a christian bear. The bear gets down one one knee and says thank you father for the food I am about to recieve.

 

[merryman]

Coupla TDR guys went out on the town after a chapter meeting.

The next morning they could not remember where one of them left the keys to his RAM when they decided to taxi home, but they did remember that it had a green door and a golden urinal.



They started calling bars and asking, "do you have a green door?"

After a dozen negative answers, finally one bar tender answered yes, we have a geen door, so the half sober TDR guy asks the next question, "do you have a golden urinal?



He hears the bar keep, yell, Hey spike, I have found the jerk that ruined your saxaphone!!



Vaughn