Joke opinions needed

[NPloysa]

I made up a joke. Sometimes I, and I alone, understand my humor. (Is it really humor if I am the only one that thinks it's funny?). Anyway, I made this joke up, feel free to use it if you think it's funny. Here goes:



What do you call a white flag in a washing machine?



A French Revolution



Thoughts?

 

[klenger]

I give it a "5". You choose the scale.

 

[NPloysa]

Haha, thanks klenger!

 

[SRadke]

Not bad, I like it. A little too intelectual for most my friends but many things are lol.



-Scott

 

[lizzyhermit]

even more humorous when one works for a French company and interfaces with French folk daily !

 

[JPope]

I think it is pretty good

Humor can be a very sensitive thing, someone thinks its funny, and another thinks it is insensitive, dependant upon their perspective

Jokes about people are humerous to me, not matter what the punchline, cause people are humerous :-laf and we all qualify

 

[PSU-CE]

Clean surrender!



Those colors ran!



The Italian Army preparing for battle! or Sledpuller preparing for a fight! Oo.

 

[klenger]

Virtually all good jokes will offend someone. That's what makes them funny. I can appreciate a good joke, even when it is a "put down" for some catagory that I am in (engineer, Dutch, male, etc. ) Carry on.

 

[WDaniels]

ROTFLMAO



did you know that the french developed a whole new exersice routine that allows them hold their arms up longer?

WD

 

[apkole]

Nploysa,



My three sons and I enjoy a sense of humor that seems to escape most "normal" people. My wife likes to say it's a K . . . thing, you wouldn't understand. But we get it. Good joke, BTW.



Oooo, Ken.

Engineer . . . .



Dutch . . . .



How many disabilities can one person bear?



Sympathies from a former electronics tech, Dutch, male . . . :-laf

 

[klenger]

Why do Dutch people ...



The Engineer



Sorry, no male bashing jokes

 

[McDowra]

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.



During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.



The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"



In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.



And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.

 

[cap-n-cray]

For Sale:



French rifle, never used, only dropped twice.



Cary

 

[ARedetzke]

For Sale:



French rifle, never used, only dropped twice.



Cary

You took the words right out of my mouth. But why was it dropped twice?? I would think one retreat would do the job.

AJ

 

[cap-n-cray]

WW I and WW II.



Cary

 

[Elite1]

Be careful about telling Lawyer Jokes... u could end up in jail ! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6818054/?GT1=6065

 

[cap-n-cray]

Damn Good Point



I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab test, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.



A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do

you think I'll live to be 80?"



He asked, "well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"



"Oh no", I replied. "I've never done either. "



Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"



I said, "No, I heard that all red meat is very unhealthy. "



"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf / sailing /ballooning / motorcycling / rock climbing?"



"No I don't", I said.



He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"



"No", I said. "I have never done any of those things. "



He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a **** if you live to be 80?"



Cary