Jokes Aren't Funny

[Doc Tinker]

"People with damage to the frontal right hemispheres of their brains do not find jokes funny, and laugh at inappropriate times. "



This was reveiled to me by the CNN web site .



LMAO



I guess now I know why people look at me strangely at times - LOL





"Smutty and offensive jokes will be weeded out... " - LOL



LMAO



Well, now I know why jokes aren't funny to me, since smutty and offensive jokes aren't really jokes - LOL



LMAO





Doc

 

[SlyBones]

Back in high school we used to have a guy who laughed at a joke 3 times



Once when you told it

Once when you explained it

And about a 1/2 hour later, when he finally got it.

 

[swamp rat]

Hey Doc,



All those folks who can't laugh at a good joke, need to go look in the mirror to see what all us other folks have been laughing all these years.



I love a good practical joke, even if I am the brunt of it. In essence, it is my personal opinion that since I can laugh at myself, I have the right to laugh at anyone else at anytime I so choose, even is some mamby pamby left wing woos thinks it is not PC. Soooooo! HaHaHaHa on/with/at you for coming up with some really oddball stuff!

 

[Dieselnerd]

Subject: TDR Members out hunting



A couple of TDR members are out in the woods hunting

when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't

seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He

gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"



The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it

easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead. "



There is a silence, then a shot is heard..... The hunter

says, "OK, now what?"



Are you laughing yet Doc?

 

[jandtjil]

More Not funny

A young family moved into a house next door to

a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up

to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally

took an interest in all the activity going on next

door and started talking with the workers.

She hung around and eventually the construction

crew - gems in the rough all of them - more or less adopted

her as a kind of project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they

had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little

jobs to do here and there to make her feel

important.

At the end of the first week they even presented

her with a pay envelope containing a dollar.

The little girl took this home to her mother who

said all the appropriate words of admiration

and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had

received to the bank the next day to start a savings

account.

When they got to the bank the teller was equally

impressed with the story and asked the little girl

how she had come by her very own pay check at such

a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working

with a crew building a house all week. "

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and

will you be working on the house again this week too?"



"I will if those useless c0ck5@ckers at the

lumber yard ever bring us the f^ck!n' drywall," replied the little girl.

 

[rich m]

.....eyes watering on that one.....

... . hohohohohoho... . "lumberyard!!!... ... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

 

[fritzbo29]

This doctor walks up to the nurse's station on the hospital ward after seeing a patient. A nurse looks at him funny and says "Dr. Jones, what are you doing with that rectal thermometer behind your ear?" He replies "rectal thermometer?" he grabs it from behind his ear and says "dammit, some a$$hole has my pen!!"

 

['956Wheel]

Man is sitting on the park bench when a lady sits down, her dog goes towards the man, the man say "gosh what an ugly face on that dog", lady says "you idiot thats his butt", mans says "well I guess he won't be enjoying that treat I gave him".