Jokes

[lschultz]

Originally posted by merryman

This is FACT not a joke, but I think it fits



Three log truck operators regularly stopped off at Rogue Elk Cafe (on the rogue river out of Medford Or. ) when running up and down that highway. At one point, a couple of them were trying to decide which new Log Truck to buy and were debating the merits of Autocar, Mack, and Peterbuilt.

One morning one of the guys arriving after the others were allready there, slid into the booth just as the waitress was pouring coffee and said, "By god, I'm getting a new peterbuilt"



The waitress being the type to take no s---- off these truckers, dumped a cup of coffee in his lap, slapped him good and stalked off in a huff!!!!

My friend sat there with his eyes as big as a silver dollar, his mouth wide open saying, "what did I do?"

Vaughn

He said the word---peterbuilt

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

This is in the October 2003 issue of Reader's Digest, Page 125.



Four guys are driving cross-country, each from a different state: Idaho,

Nebraska, Florida and New York. Shortly after the trip begins, the man

from Idaho starts pulling potatoes from his bag and throwing them out

the window.



"What the heck are you doing?" asks the man from Nebraska.



"We have so many of these things in Idaho, I'm sick of looking at them!"

So the guy from Nebraska begins pulling ears of corn from his bag and

throwing them out the window.



The Floridian asks, "What are you doing that for?"



"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I'm sick of looking at them!"



Inspired, the man from Florida opens the car door and pushes the New

Yorker out.

 

[BreaksEverything]

& let me tell you I got one hell of a road rash from that

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[DieselMinded]

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

 

[RBrunson]

Two men were driving through Texas when they were pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK", the cop smacked him on the head with his nightstick.



"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.



"You're in Texas, son. When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car," the trooper said.



"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here. "





The trooper runs a check on the guy's license; he's clean and gives the guy his license back. He then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.





"What’d you do that for?" the passenger demands.





"I'm just making your wish come true," replied the Trooper.





"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.





"Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road, you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that ###### would've tried that ###### with me!"

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

BK Holiday guy

this one always cracks me up :-laf



http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/

 

[cumminsnbabes]

Sherwin-Williams just came out with a new paint called 'Blonde'. They named it Blonde because it wasn't very bright and it spread easy.