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> Things I've Learned About West Virginia... ...
>
> 1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
> 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes, and 4,998 live in West Virginia.
> 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in West Virginia,
> plus
> a couple that nobody has seen before.
> 4. Squirrels will eat anything.
> 5. Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants.
> 6. Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are
> ripe.
> 7. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
> 8. A tractor is NOT an all terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.
> 9. Onced and Twiced are words.
> 10. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
> 11. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
> 12. People actually grow and eat okra.
> 13. "Fixinto" is one word.
> 14. There ain't no such thing as "lunch. " There's "dinner" and then
there's
>
> "supper. "
> 15. Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when
> you're two.
> 16. "Backards and forwards" means, "I know everything about you. "
> 17. "Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
> 18. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it
> is.
> 19. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
>
> More about West Virginia... . You know you're from West Virginia if...
>
> 1. You measure distance in minutes.
> 2. You've ever had to switch from heat to air conditioning in the same
day.
>
> 3. You see a car running in a store parking lot with no one in it no
matter
>
> what time of the year.
> 4. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.
> 5. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
> grain, insect or animal.
> 6. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
> unlocked.
> 7. You carry jumper cables in your car, for your OWN car.
> 8. You know what "cow tipping" is.
> 9. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete and catsup.
> 10. The local papers cover national and international news on one page and
> six pages for local gossip and sports.
> 11. Your think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
> 12. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm. "
> 13. You know all four seasons: almost summer, summer, still summer and
> Christmas.
> 14. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as "Goin' Wal-martin"
> or
> "Off to ' Wally World'. "
> 15. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good pinto-bean
> weather.
> 16. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or coke..... it's a pop.
> 17. Fried Catfish is the other white meat.
>
> Forward these to all fellow West Virginians and even those that just wish
> they were..... .
>
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> Things I've Learned About West Virginia... ...
>
> 1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
> 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes, and 4,998 live in West Virginia.
> 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in West Virginia,
> plus
> a couple that nobody has seen before.
> 4. Squirrels will eat anything.
> 5. Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants.
> 6. Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are
> ripe.
> 7. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
> 8. A tractor is NOT an all terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.
> 9. Onced and Twiced are words.
> 10. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
> 11. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
> 12. People actually grow and eat okra.
> 13. "Fixinto" is one word.
> 14. There ain't no such thing as "lunch. " There's "dinner" and then
there's
>
> "supper. "
> 15. Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when
> you're two.
> 16. "Backards and forwards" means, "I know everything about you. "
> 17. "Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
> 18. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it
> is.
> 19. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
>
> More about West Virginia... . You know you're from West Virginia if...
>
> 1. You measure distance in minutes.
> 2. You've ever had to switch from heat to air conditioning in the same
day.
>
> 3. You see a car running in a store parking lot with no one in it no
matter
>
> what time of the year.
> 4. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.
> 5. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
> grain, insect or animal.
> 6. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
> unlocked.
> 7. You carry jumper cables in your car, for your OWN car.
> 8. You know what "cow tipping" is.
> 9. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete and catsup.
> 10. The local papers cover national and international news on one page and
> six pages for local gossip and sports.
> 11. Your think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
> 12. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm. "
> 13. You know all four seasons: almost summer, summer, still summer and
> Christmas.
> 14. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as "Goin' Wal-martin"
> or
> "Off to ' Wally World'. "
> 15. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good pinto-bean
> weather.
> 16. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or coke..... it's a pop.
> 17. Fried Catfish is the other white meat.
>
> Forward these to all fellow West Virginians and even those that just wish
> they were..... .
>
