Kind of quiet lately

[DarrellB]

So I thought I'ld try to ryle things up a little.



I think my truck is the best thing on 4 wheels;



I mean why do you need training wheels any way (can't keep it on the raod with just 4)



And what's up with those old smokey 12valves (haven't you guys figured out that 24 is better than 12)



Now you got all these guys whining about a real crewcab (who cares you don't have to sit back there)



What about the drag racers (don't you guys know these are trucks you use them to haul heavy loads not a$$)



Then there's the fithwheel haulers (what's wrong can't pull a real trailer)



You got the guys with 2 wheele drive trucks (ha real men drive 4x4s)



If I left out anyone I'm sorry but I just thought you guys were a little quiet lately. :-laf :-laf :-laf



Ok I'm ready let's hear it. :-{}

Big D

 

[Bigsaint]

LOL@BigD Hey, wait a minute, you mentioned duallys... . just because I have to butter my hips to fit through the DD drive by window doesn't make me a bad person... it's the fact that I don't kill the engine and shout out my order that makes me bad



Scott W.

 

[Gray Ghost]

Actually I just wanted 18 valves

The guys with training wheels use them for curb feelers (as the truck wanders from one side of the road to the other.

As for crew cabs, typical male wants his to be bigger and we all know bigger is better

All two pullin and two pushin does is get you a longer walk back when you get stuck. I'm already back home curled up next to my child bride

Genx I want it my way or I'm not going to play.

 

[JHansen]

If ya wanna count valves technically I'm 1 up on all of you! I have 26-counting the E-brake and positive air shutoff (they're engine valves-just a slightly different type ). So there... ...



Maybe I'll scrounge a couple old ball valves out of the junkpile to plumb in somewhere so I can get up around 28 or so-that would be cool.....



Jason

Valve King Forever!

 

[me4osu]

Here's another

Amsoil SUCKS.



Try pulling a 30' gooseneck full of 600 lb. feeder steers with two wheels on the back. Kinda wobbly.

 

[paccool]

He**, I thought everyone knew you can haul heavy loads and a** at the same time with these trucks!!

 

[Don M]

Re: Here's another

Originally posted by me4osu

Amsoil SUCKS.



Try pulling a 30' gooseneck full of 600 lb. feeder steers with two wheels on the back. Kinda wobbly.

on the first part... your so right.



on the second part I did that, but with 700 lb ones instead. Glad I have my training wheels now.



Don~

 

[me4osu]

700 lb.!

My wallet starts itchin before I can let the little grocery eaters get to 700.

 

[redneckdr]

forgotten

darrell, you forgot to insult the exhaust systems you don't have, the fueling boxes you don't have, and the turbos you don't have. heck, i think i'll take my turbo off and run without it... ... ..... and put my stock exhaust system back on... ... ... ... ... and remove my gauges... ... ... ... YEAH, RIGHT!!!

 

[RHARVEY]

Don't forget the air filters... . and those high compression horn blowers



Rick

 

[redneckdr]

FORGOTTEN

yeah, k 'n n filters and BHAF's who needs 'em?? and oversize tires, and lifts, and stacks--sounds like someone with a size problem!! Oo.

 

[Ram4Sam]

Don't forget.....

Darrell, don't for get the ever popular pastime , ragging on Kalifornia! Bring it on, I'm ready!!!!!!#@$%! #@$%! :-laf



Sam

 

[rubberneck]

dont forget the clutch, we could start a real hot one clutches/turbos/and oil all in one thread. But then we might all get our hands slapped and there would be no one here to respond



edit: just read another thread how about this lets talk dyno's vs sled pulling who makes the real power